What I Hate About Facebook #2 - So My Friend's Your Gf..

Well, this is no big deal. Don't give too much shit about it. I'm just a bit obsessed with making fun of people in my blog. And this time Seli Waha (bukan nama sebenar) is officially another victim of mine.

He's not my stalker. He's not even my friend in the real life. And, of course, he's not my mom. We also never had any conversation in facebook. But when I looked at his profile on fb, turns out our mutual friends was like 118 peoples. WTF?

And yeah, he's a HE. If it was a cute girl, maybe I don't need to go about this far to keep ranting about it with my buddies. Maybe. :">

He just happened to be my friend's new boyfriend. Well, not so recently I suppose. It's just this thing have been flowing around my head since a year ago. He loves my friend, well, that's not a problem with me. You finally found someone you love, so good for you. And I don't even care.

The problem is, ko igt ko dh couple dgn mmber skola aku, ko boleh add sume mmber2 awek ko? Haha hey, I'm not that pathetic okay. Yes, you can add us, but what's the point of adding us if you don't even approach us or introduce yourself who you really are to us. What's the point?

I know, I know, you think when you add her friends, it shows that you are just really friendly with people and impress her. Yes, I understand, I also did that a while ago :"> and now I'm about to delete those who I never had contact with. HAHA

And you can be proud with how big the number of your friends in your friends list. And MAYBE, both of you just had conversation like

Waha : Hey, look, dear! I just added all your friends! :)
His gf : Aww, how sweet! You don't have to get worried about me okay. (-.-")


Then you realize how protective you are and somehow, you don't give a shit about it. As long as your girl loves you and ONLY you, right? :) at least, she's loyal

But hey, a year ago I just deleted him fom my friends list. Yela, xtegur lgsg, watpe? And guess what? All this time until now, he tried again and again to add me and I keep on rejecting it. It was like about 8 times. And the last time was just now. THAT's why I'm pissed off.

I mean like, everytime he adds me, I just felt weird and I told pam all about it. (pam's also like, never gave a shit) Why is it so hard to understand?

Siap pam cadang cara mntp lagi.

"Ang accept je request die, then msti kua notification kat dia kan kata ang dh accept kan? :) ha lps ang dh approve, ang TERUS je remove die dr friends. Tee hee :"> tak ke best bile kte bayangkan die buka notification kata ang dh approve, pstu die bukak2 je profile ang, tgk2 OPS, bukan friend dh rupanya. Aww."

Haha pam, ur such an asshole. Tp aku buat je ikot cara ang smpi skrg :">

Peduli.

And aku igt aku n pam je dok ngutuk2. Rupenya yasser pon sedar jgk. Xgune btoi.

It's just cool to add people you don't know in facebook, but if there's no interaction, won't it be better off deleting them? In fact, I use facebook to keep in touch with my buddies. And all 550 friends I had were just my old friends, my school friends, my AAJ friends, my seniors and juniors. and some sihams perhaps :">

And I know we can just block the guy and he can never add us again, but that would be less fun, wouldn't it? XD

So that's my point. I know, getting a bit butthurt is normal. :">

Tu jela, cannot write anymore coz gotta be ready for the bowling night.

Bak kata pam

"Dah la huduh, bodo plak tu. Pantat btoi."



But that's just another story. Not referring to this one actually :)
I wonder what Tuan have been saying about me?


p/s : plz don't give too many shits. It's only facebook. And it's just how I feel. And, for girls, feel free to add me :"> I promise I won't delete you.




Hahaha. Hey, updated. Read my newest entry, guys.


60 comments:

pepam said...

muka da la cam tapak kasut

DzULhAFiZi said...

aku dah agak dah...dr awal post aku dh terbau tapak kasot...bukak2 comment section ade pam...hahaha...btol dow, aku de 123 friends in common...wtf?

zedRadzai said...

@pepam
Muke ketiak?

@chap
wakaka
xpe chap klu ko bestfriend die tegur2 slalu xpe. xyah delete.

pepam said...

ketiak atas sangat. kene bagi paling bawah. hina abes

zedRadzai said...

aku igt kite dua je pam sedar benda ni. too much hypocricy kawan2 ni.

pepam said...

ye benar kwn2. never hurt being honest

dara ketat said...

hai zaid. ur so cute larr >_<

zedRadzai said...

ehehe ehehe

enYasser said...

buduh aku pon ada dlm blog ko. haha ni sume pam pnye keje pggl tapak kasut

zedRadzai said...

@yasser
wakaka ko jgn risau bulat pon sama je. senyap2 je die ym aku =))

zedRadzai said...

tolong la someone copy paste link ni kasi kat die.
bru sat td die add aku lg.

Anonymous said...

nnti kte remove rmai2..

zedRadzai said...

@anon
?? sape ko.
anons sucks.

hafiz said...

betol yasser..pam je(je??) pnggil mamat tu tapak kasut..

pepam said...

no, it wasn't me. it was..some other guy. cap, yes cap said it. not me. im just...agreeing with him. i wud never say bad things bout other ppl. *innocent eyes*

zedRadzai said...

@hapiz
pam hati dh hitam legam

@pam
fuck you. go dai.

Anonymous said...

zaid paru-paru pun da cair. segale bronkiol dan bronkius pon da luntur

zedRadzai said...

@anon
yeap, thx to the ciggies.

Anonymous said...

tapak kasut ye bro????
ok...kite tgk sape tapak sape....

Anonymous said...

jgn langsi sgt bro...
lu bikin trouble sama budak wa ni...
standby bro...

zedRadzai said...

@anons
read it carefully and judge.

ghani said...

anon ni bunyik lebih nampak zed.
talking using butt not brain.
fuckoff

zedRadzai said...

"yeap, no big deal. don't give too much shit."
but turns out butthurt jgk. WIN!
for the 2nd time, read carefully and judge yourself.

ghani said...

bukan tapak kasut dah tu tp tapak pelupusan sampah pon boleh.
auch auch ada orang sakit jubur.

Anonymous said...

pe la yg lu anjing2 nih buat...da x rti ckp mlayu,cam anjing...lu ingt lu bleh dok sne smpi ble??lu blk cni tgk lu bole ckp bsr x bole...tgk lu anjing2 nih tau nyalak ke x kt cni...

Shakaff said...

i sense 'butthurt' is all around.

yahudi lapar said...

haha power sial rempit berkata2...mmg penganut agama rempit sejati ni...

pepam said...

woof woof

Anonymous said...

ade anjing yg tngh menyalak lapar kn yahudi sial yg da nk mmpos. wait n see lahnat. g wt amal byk2 sbb nyawa ngkorg da xlme...

pepam said...

blog's owner sila pulang ke pangkal jalan.

Anonymous said...

lu dgn lu pnye do re mi lbh bek jgn blik cni...klu lu blik cni,wa cmfirm,lu MATI!!!yg lu c yhudi kaparat,lu ne da jd kapir ke??lu wa rse xmsk syrge ah klu mati pn..lu kn kapir......hdup trskse,mti lg trskse....SIAL ah!!!!!!

77 said...

pancung dorang nie. gua dah sngapkan kepala anjing-anjing nie. blaja tinggi-tinggi xgune gak klu bahasa melayu dengan melayu xpndai jaga.

zedRadzai said...

I need popcorns.

Anonymous said...

pancung je terus dak-dak ni.

pepam said...

i need my 3D spectacles

yahudi lapar said...

haha silap profession ni...bkn rempit ni....sorang tukang tilik,,sorang tukang pancung anjing...ha tukang tilik,,ak mati bila?nk gak taw kot2 bole prepare skit..ni gemok ni mati bila plak?

Shakaff said...

gila babi. aku nampak masa depan mesia sangat cerah la sebab ramai pahlawan-pahlawan papan kekunci boleh main bunuh-bunuh dari depan skrin komputer.

pepam said...

i like mat rempitt

Anonymous said...

lu dgn lu pnye do re mi lbh bek jgn blik cni ah...klu lu blik cni,wa cmfrm,LUUUUU mati!!!!!yg lu c yhudi lpar tulang babi,lu ne dok sne da jd kpir ke???mmg lu org ne dsr kpir ah!!!wa xsgke org islm cm lu org ne wjud kt dnia ne......wt smpah je lu org ne!!!lakhnat!!!

pepam said...

minat cerita p.ramlee ek?

Anonymous said...

lek la zaid. yg mati tu lu. bukan hg pon

yahudi lapar said...

la dah xda idea sgt ka ni smpai ulang ayat nk dkt sama..adoila tukang tilik@rempit@tukang pancung anjing@pembunuh papan kekunci...do re mi tatahan tu...pabenda tu...ckp psl syurga neraka ,,tgk bahasa carut bole tahan byk kalah bapak ang..krohhhh lapar

zedRadzai said...

kthxbai

Shakaff said...

yawnnn...

getting butthurt by a blogger, asking for an internet warrior's help, swearing using anonymous, and double posting?

buang masa aku ja ni zaido.

fail troll is fail.

yahudi lapar said...

tulah..lapar2

zedRadzai said...

panas tp dh mule membosankan.

yahudi lapar said...

no2 i got better one...seems like akak cc dah halau depa ni ,,dah time ni

yahudi lapar said...

aih boleh maen delete2 komen gak ka sini

zedRadzai said...

eh jap. tu la. die ckp xdelete pon.

pepam said...

comment re-posted : it seems that their free internet connection ends at exactly 12am.

lights out boys!

brasap brapi said...

hahaha...gila mnarik..nih rempit2 nih ckp brasap brapi..cte mcm nk wt world war 3...tp gne nme anon je....pe cer derr..kamon la

btw..aku suka idea kna halau ngn kak cc tuh..hahaha

hafizfp8 said...

gelak lagi...dan lagiii...!!

ghani said...

lmfao. :))

this is not spartan. whosyourmom?

AbgBeCA said...

pukui 12 mak dia da masuk bilik tarik telinga soh tdo

Hasbul Ikhwan said...

kecoh la ini org...
sembang macam dasat sangat la...
doh...bulu kote aku pon x gugur dengar ko nyer kencang ar...
kolom konek aku jer ar dari nak bunuh2 orang...
ader gak dapat sedap aku nih..
dr kowat malu diri jerk...

zedRadzai said...

enjoy my new entry, guys.

neorago said...

hay zed nice entry but it sounds harsh...no offence but i juz heard diz from some1...he said "someone will not die s long he/she didnt do da sme things dad he/she said bout others....

n bout da jpnse i thnk spirit n inquiry is much2 more importnt thn being xpert in otha's lang..how bout malays there's alot of us speak eng very well but whts da point we're still on da sme level...abnixiously dey r betta thn us aite...

to otha;stop fight bout smthng dad u noe in d end u got none~ so not show u'r kind ppl. choyy larh...

zedRadzai said...

@neorago
thx for the excellent point, bro :)
well, I know, I was really stupid for posting an entry like this. I know. All because of boredom. And there's just something to bash around, to make fun. I'm sorry to you guys, but it's just how the internet works over here. People troll each other everyday, and the end, they do get nothing. Yeah, like you said, mr. neorago.
and about that japanese lang thingy, it's just an entry. I respect the japanese, as much as you do. but there's just something we can make fun, right? I know it sounds stupid, but despite getting offended, let's just take a break and laughed all about it. Shit happens. And I don't give too many shit about anything I post in my blog, FYI :)

neorago said...

BINGo dads correct...but seyezshit its all bout sensitivity bro..i bet most of cmmnt here posted by malays myb all of it...frankly hate those ppl esp malays argue bout smthng dad soo not rasional...seesshh grow up lol..looking 4ward plez thre's much more thngy outhere 2 doubt bout...stop making fun bout otha or else ull get twice...tke it easy:)

zedRadzai said...

@neorago
well, i'm not saying that i'm that mature, but hey, for now, who's getting awfully butthurt? they just have to understand about it for themselves, what i'm talking about is the art of trolling.
I know, I respect ur advice, and someday, i'll make a better entry. :)