Sexist #3 - Guys Are Assholes

I just had a really fun time skyping with my buddy, Mate there who was at this moment, extremely pissed at boys' attitude and I really enjoyed every word that came out from her mouth (well, we're chatting, so literally it wasn't from her mouth) and I lol'ed hard at how awesome she was when uttering those rants because seriously guys, I know her well and she IS awesome, and she seldom gets angry BUT when she's pissed, GOD, you just have to live with it :(



But heck, this time she was really REALLY mad at boys at her college for being such a dumbass and shits. So I just sat there and listen to all of it while trying my best not to laugh but heck, I just LOL'ed like all the time. Gosh, this chick's crazy yo! =))



But she's like my bestfriend of the opposite sex and I just love her as much as she does as a buddy. Coz you see, when your friends bad habit were pointed out to you, it's hard to ignore them. But if you love them enough, those bad habits are easier to forget :)



She's not ranting because she had these situations. It just happened at her friends and she's just observing guys from her point of view.



But still, I love the way she rants man. Really really harsh as a girl LOLOL



Well, not THAT harsh I suppose.



Whatever.



Yeah, we guys are just the most annoying person to you girls, right there? :">



So, if y'all interested about the point, just read this, mafackas. Originally copied from skype and edited so that you'll get less annoyed :">



HAPPY BUTTHURTING





Aku pissed off dgn my boy friends kt sini. Dorg wat aku rase dorg teruk.



Boys are just stupid. Or even worse. Seriously. Dorang kn cm xreti nk appreciate bile kite concern still nk mcm bangang jgak. Smpai da piss off bru cm hegeh2.

Nk wat sume mnda generally boys mmg cm gituh even bf pon.



Rase mcm stable sgt kot. Dorg x pikir ke?

Pompuan pon ade perasaan jgak. Xseronok jd hegeh sensorang ok?



Kejap. Td i dont feel like talking sbenanye sbb piss off mcm gilaa.



So ko da tnyee aku cm semangat nk citerrrr so nanti ko ade point bru utk blog ko.



Dari pemerhatian aku laa kn dak laki nihhh sgt laaa bangang dan xreti menghargai bila ade org nk jage dorg kn.



Amik berat sumeee. Dorg lgi laa nek lemak, sebab rase ade org jage kn. Cth laaa. Mase mule2 nk kt sorg pompuan nih, kejar mcm nk gilaa, ari2 kol, 24 jam msg, ckp jee mnda, mesti tolong.

Bile pompuan tuh nk ngadu kee tension kee sanggup dgr laa, bg pndangan laa, ape lah sampah laa.





Pastuhhhhhhh bilaa da dapat, mule2 jeee, awal2 tuh semangat lgi laa, lame2 mulee laa tunjuk perangai. Sibukk laa, pdhal men game, ade keje laa, pdhal gi lpak2 isap shisha sume ngan membe2.



Itulahh ini lahhh pastuh yg pompuan nih laa yg duk hegeh


"Da mkn kee?"




Ape ke..



"Esaimen da siap kee?"

"Dmam kee?"



Kan. Duk laaaa hegeh sensorg. It's no fun at all ok? And didn't even sound funny.



Mcm siall.



So nmpak laa serius sket. Ok, pastuhhh. Cth dok men game mcm nk gilaa babi kn pastuh awek dia nih, nk laa citer pe dia wat rini pkai bju ape, nk sembang2 dgn die. Sbb dulu slalu wat cm gituh kn. Tp dia dok sebok lak laa men game pejadah sume, xpon mcm mlas nk lyan sbb ade byk mnda lg nk pikir.



Alasannye lah.



Dulu mase ko dok kejar tuh x hengat plak laa kan byk keje ke ape kn, x jadi kt aku lahh klo bab bf nih. Tp still, prangai same, klo term frenship pon..



Pastuh dtg plak laaaa laki len, yg tolong duk dgr awek dia nih ngadu. Klu aku pon kompem dahh aku gi kt laki yg lg better drr bf aku tuh, wat sakit hati aku jee dok hegeh kt dia.



Yg dia lnsung x igt pasal kite, xpikir lnsung.



Laki tuh salahkn pomuan tuh sbb curang, dia xpikir knape, xpikir salah dia.



Len laa klo ko mmg tatang mcm nk gila skali cri len kn, pe bangang laaa.



Ko xrase bangang ke?



Ok, smbung blik, aku kn byk kali kna tau.

Cth laa, kn masak ramai2 kn dgn boys kn, sbb ksian. Dorg nanti mkn telur dgn kicap je ari2 klo masak sendiri, so ajak laa join makan skali.



Pastuh biasa lahh pompuan kn, detail sket, cm mkn2 sume jage laa, da laa masak pon kite,pastuh mkn plak kt bilik aku. Mkn da bsepah.



Ok lgi laa, xkesahh. Masalahnye da bsepah2 tuh xreti pulak nk kemas kn. Kite ni lahh yg duk kemas, pastuh yg xtahan, klo dia yg last mkn, pinggan lauk yg kosong tuh.

Tinggal je lahh, skali 2 xpelah, aku kmas2 sume, basuh pinggan lauk tuh.



Ini klo da tiap2 kali cm gituh xke cm haram?



Periuk nasi.



Da amik nasi xreti nk tutup blik tnganga laa smpai esok. Siall gilaa.



Xpikir tau. Sbb dorg pikir ade pompuan yg akan kemas kn sume mnda pastuhhh, da kite yg masak, kite tau laa pe yg ade ngan ape yg xde. Pastuh kite jugak kna gi pasar beli brg2, bilaa ajak gi suh angkat brg je pon, bkira nok harom, cm dia jee yg sebok, dia xyah penat2 pikir.



Kite nih blik kelas, penat2, pikir nk kna masak, dia thu oder jee, sbb x bising kn, so pijak kpala, bilaa da mngamok,bru thegeh2, nk tolong mask skali laa. Klo x tuh, haram nk nmpak even on duty arituh. Ttinggal laa pompuan2 nih nk masak, pastuhh, cm da rapat kn, so slalu laa gi lpak2 bilik dorg kn. Kitepon bising laa, besepah, busuk, xkemas mcm sial jee bilik kn.



Pastuhhhh, cm okeh2 nanti kemas, sama la kan, masalahnye, ajak aku gi lpak bilik dia, tp nk haram mcm kandang babi.



Pastuh kwn ko lak tuh, mesti lah ko concern kn



Haaa, esaimen lak wat dono jee, bila da nk due tuh mule lah, btempek jee mcm lumut kt bilik aku, bru nk kelam kabut nye itu ini.



Yg kite lak risau, bile grupwork sume, ajak laa join skali, takot tetinggal kn, concern la, kwn kn.



Tp dia tuh pnah pikr keee? Kna tunggu aku diam, mrajuk, xbcakap, wat dono, bru nk wat keje sume, bru nk bgerak. Penat tau. Xbest lnsung. Knape x leh pikir ksian kt pihak belah sini yg amik berat nih? Bkan minx sgt pon, tp phm x?



Kite da cube tolong dia, tp dia xn tolong diri die. Mcm sial jeer ase.



See the point? Dak laki mmg cm gituh.



Even in relationship, bkan pompuan yg slalunye brubah, lelaki tuh. Bila korg wat cm gituh dats y pompuan cm asyik mrajuk sume. Korg rase korg da stable tau, tp hakikatnye x. Bila da ilang bru nk rase. Bila da ilang bru nk appreciate. Bila da xdak bru nk bisng.



Tp last2, korg bengang sendiri pastuh blame pompuan tuh. Xpaham laa, bajet laa, ape lahhh. Korg tgk laa blik.



Pe korang wat yg korang rase best sgt tuh? Klo awal2 jee beriye, xde maknenyee, bia laa cm bterusan tau, maintain jeee.



So, tolong laa bkak sikit minda yg bajet best tuh, klo rase da stable sgt, bahaye ok. Bongok namenye tuh.



Aku just ckp sbb mcm bengang dan sedih tau.



Sbb aku concern kt kwn aku,tp dia cm gituh. Aku xnk dia ade masalah, tp last2 dia mcm hampes kn. Aku cm pissed off gila, and down nk mati.



I love them as my bro kn, cm platonik gila, so cm syg laa. Skali aku asyik cm hurt by him, ohh sial sungguh.



Ko pon, dgr aku ckp, bila pompuan tuh concern kt ko, dgr jee dia ckp, kurg2 ko thu ade org beside u. Slagi dia ade tuh, appreciate lahhh, bkan lah suh ko puja dok trima kasih spnjang mase

cukup lah bila ko cm ok.







Haha mcm2 la ko Mate. But hey, I kinda felt like approving everything she says about us guys. I dunno, am I a girl?



But guys, seriously, let's just stop being assholes. And treat other person with respect so that you'll get the same thing in return. I mean it. Same to me also :">



Sigh.



Wait till I get a point to bash you bitches.





P/s : Not in the mood.

6 comments:

kamil said...

fak im offended...lol

zedRadzai said...

@kamil
well, ur not alone =))

hasbul ikhwan said...

damn...im not dat kind of guy...
hei pompuan...sper suh syg laki sgala bagai...
ko lom kwen ngan dia ko nak jaga dia mcm laki ko lak...DAMN!!!!
kuda2 yang pi dok jadi hamba blom per2 gik then bler da break baru nyesal...pastu dok marah2 laki.
da ko tjuk sgt ko syg dia giler babas..sure la dia akan mik kesempatan...sindri mau igt la...
aduh..tah la...
aku tgok cam buat bnda x pk pjg jer minah nih.
think bout urself first b4 u think bout others lah...

zedRadzai said...

@sebui
bengang kan bengang kan? haha

Anonymous said...

hye..its me yg berkata2 tuh..the mate yg zaid syg tuh..ohh..en.hasbul ikhwan..please think before you say anything..be wise ok..knape nk emo sgt nih?haha!sounds funny when you cant accept the facts..impressive if you are not that kind of guy..:)) ohh...da bg sume bagai?what do you mean???who said we're giving everything??it just we;re concern and care about our boy friends..we are living here as a family..and the relationship is so called platonic..so ade salah ke kite jage kwn2 kite? its not that we're giving everything..is it wrong for your sisters to care bout you???btw..what do you expect when you are in a relationship???to fall with a girl who dont even care about you??please lahh grow up..dont deny the facts bolehh???i dont say that we're too perfect..its our nature to care and giving our best..or you just need a girl for your so called human-needs-thing??(sex)..derrr!sheep!!!
and for my zaid..u dont even put the rest of our conversation which makes our so emo en.hasbul nk pikir bukan2 plak..i dont mind at all what you are thinking en.hasbul..it just that, it sounds funny to know the way you view girls and their functions to you..LAME!
here the rest of our conversation..its not im defending myself..its all up to u if u want to think that way..i dont even care and gi mampos ok??
oh my mr.controversy en.zaid..cubittt ko..siot!!i just want to say that..aku xdeny you guys got ur best quality..it just happens to be under my observation and my own experience ok?derrrr!



saya yg bercakap:
sbb
aku xska nk jd harsh sgt
aku tahu jeeee
korang ade good quality
good listener
comforter

zaidRadzai:
ah normal la tu
tp bile kite dh mrh
lupe sume tu
kamon2 **** ur not done yet ni
byk lg leh kutuk sal laki ni
kamon2!
hahaha
saya yg bercakap:
a girl's heart that had be hurt by a guy will be heal by a guy
grammatical error di situh
suppose to be
had been
kot
rasenye
malas nk check
hahahaha

zaidRadzai:
wakakaka
smgt

saya yg bercakap:
seriously
i do love my best girl friends kn
tp it a relief to know that u
also got best boy friend
xperlu byk for best boy friend
1 is more than enough
their part is more important than ur own boyfriend

zaidRadzai:
aku pon mana ade best girlfriend dekat2 ni
saya yg bercakap:
seriously
u dont even need a boyfriend if u own world best boy friend

zaidRadzai:
hahaha itu pon klu that world best bf jd husband
wow
best2
(blush)

saya yg bercakap:
tp lastly kna ade lahh nk fulfill ko punye human needs laa
kn?
so i just hate boys
but i do love them

zaidRadzai:
wakaka
ko xyah ah nk defend diri sbb aku kenal ah ko haha
xdenye nk pndg slack

saya yg bercakap:
aku still nmpak u guys punye best part
no
bkan pasal tuh
i dont mind a t all

zaidRadzai:
lolol
ouch

saya yg bercakap:
cma nk gtau
yg aku bepijak di bumi yg nyata
yg aku as the opposite sex sex nih
still need u guys in my life
ok?
derrrrrr
zaidRadzai:
haha
ok ok
tee hee
=))

haha!!and en.hasbul..knape baik sgt??sbb tuh amik kesempatan??salah ke nk wat baik??salah ke amik berat??salah ke nk tunjuk our love???this is F***ing funny man!!haha!! and 1 more thing..knape xbleh klo x amik kesempatan thadap org yg buat baik??adekah anda nk kate kite x boleh wat baik sbb nanti dak laki amik kesempatan??mne 1 nih.oh pening..lololollolololol!!ahhh..sudah2..malas nk ckp byk..he wont understand..sape yg sexist skarang nih??:)) xdinafikan ade pompuan yg lgi kite xleh phm..tp we're such a sweetheart kn??i know u love us no matter what..so, en.hasbul..i just pissed off dkat my boy friends kt sini.and u know what..mmg jadi ok???so klo u out of the league and offended..opsss..sorry ok..!u are the man then..:))

P/s: zaid..over my dead body...u die!!!aku tunggu abis kelas ok..sayangg??????!


knape x bgtahu name??zaid i know u'll love me more if i do that..go and kill yourself!:)))) i love u!!xoxo

zedRadzai said...

hahaha nice la mate.