Life #4 - Tidur Pelik.

Yes, tidur pelik. Have you ever had friends with strange habits when they sleep? Like in here, I have my junior here who snores like a giant gorilla but in the real life, he's just as gentle like a normal nice person. Well, I'm not saying that I don't snore when I sleep :"> yes, I do, but myb like my junior, I'm just as nice as he is :) because snoring people are just nice. haha yeah. What say you?



Well, it's not just about snoring guys. It's about anything weird, just anything weird. Tidur berjalan, mengigau, cakap2 time tidur, dan mcm2 lg yg buat hati ko xsng klu dgr mmber ko ngigau kul 3-4pagi :(



Yela kadang2 memang menakutkan klu dgr org ngigau tp bile dh slalu sgt dgr org yg sama ngigau, it kinda felt funny.



Like my friend, Acap Tabako.



As you can see, me and my friends here are studying in Japan. So in our daily life at school, we do speak Japanese with our Japanese buddies and lecturers. Tp itu xbermaksud bahasa ibunda kami trus bertukar jd bahasa Jepun.



What I'm trying to say is, my buddy named Acap Tabako there had really some kind of strange er what's 'mengigau' in english? 'nightmare' I suppose. Yeap, every time he sleeps. And most of the time when he was sleeping, it always happened to be another person (yg menjadi tukang cerita kat ktorg) awake next to him. And he 'mengigau' all the time, he even speaks Japanese in his sleep. And that really freaks me out. True story. Now, that's a pure Japan Foreign Student :) why couldn't I just be as good as he is? :(



Well, that's not all about him. There's too many story to tell. Even I have my own 'mengigau' story. Tp sbb aku xsdar, cmne nk cite. Fuck ah. Ah just lemme tell one about Acap which had occured lately when we spent time together last holiday. Plz.



It was at this one night in Nazeep's house, back in Nagoya. WangSang, Acap Tabako and I were staying late at night, but Acap Tabako was kinda exhausted at that time, so he went to sleep first, while WangSang and I were just spending our sweet time together watching gay porn. Yes, I'm bluffing guys. Who watches gay porn? Pejada :">



And bile dh lama2 sket Acap dh lena, tiba2 mcm biasa die pon start la ngigau. Cakap2 pelik2, aku pon xigt ape die ckp. Xpela, we didn't give a shit. Because we knew he had that habit.



But.



Things started to get a lot stranger than we'd ever thought.



I was sitting next to where Acap was sleeping. And suddenly he started to tap my shoulder hard, over and over again, repeatedly. Yes, we were so freaked out, because why in the hell he had to go that far? It's 3.00 in the morning and thank god I wasn't alone. What kind of a nightmare did he had? Yes, I looked at his face and his eyes were still closed, but his hand, man! Fucking scary. Never stopped tapping my shoulder until WangSang woke him up.



"Weh ko ngigau ape ni. Jgn la bg takut org."



We panicked, and so did Acap. Yela, bile org dh kejut org len tgh tidur kan, biasa la mamai. Then Acap started to keep saying swear words. Haha, coz I know, right. Bile kite mcm seolah2 sedar kantoi ngigau time tidur tu, bile dikejut, perasaan marah tu kuat kan. So abes dimakinya WangSang kaw2 oleh Acap.


"Puki la babi la damnit lancau palat anjing pantat jgn la kaco tido mana ade aku ngigau fucking shit blablablablablabla. And shits."




And yeap, with that really pissed look on his face.



Then he went back to sleep. Trus lena balik. WTF man. He left us just like that.



So the next morning, I was still kinda confused about why did he keep on tapping my shoulder hard like that. I was really REALLY curious so we asked about it to him.



Me : Weh, acap ko sdar x smlm ko ngigau. Tepuk2 bahu aku. Nonstop. Kuat2 plak tu. Takut do. Pastu wang gerak ko carut2 mcm die anjing ko. Yela, mmg la die anjing ko, tp tu la. Ala xpela, carut2 tu wang mmg xkesah dimaki pon. Xpe. Yg aku pelik asal ko tepuk bahu aku dow? Fuck ah seram.
Wang : Entah. Jgn wat gilo cni baiiii. :">








Then he replied.






Acap : Eh yeke? Haha aku xigt lgsg psl ape2 pon. Yg aku tau smlm aku mimpi basah. Best do pompuan dlm mimpi aku tu. :"> Aku tepuk2 punggung die.







random pic, nothing related.







Fuck you. Tepuk2 bahu aku. Sial je. Ptt la Wang kejut, ko mrh mcm gmpg. Hampeh.





p/s : Better getting a break up than getting a divorce.

11 comments:

AmeD said...

haha..this is sooo babi.. aku gelak sorang2 dow bace entry ni..shanti pon boleh gelak ak rase..lol~!

kamil said...

bahu hg=bontot aweks?daymnnn
btw..gay porn.........
*speechless

zedRadzai said...

@amed
hahaha itu la psl do. cm haram je. xpe2 kte tggu je shanti bc tgk die gelak ke x lol.

@kamil
LOL haha bahu aku ade rupe bontot awek sial. gile babi ah.
btw, gay porn. :">

Imah Ims said...

HAHAHAHAH acap ngookkk!
tak bleh blah wehh
aku gelak gila nak mati aku tau!
kim salam acap! laama gila aku tak jumpa diaa :)

zedRadzai said...

@imah
hahahaha tau xpe :) ok2 nnti aku sampaikan

Shakaff said...

paku dulang, paku serpih...

zedRadzai said...

@shakaff
haha i know, i know :">

cabutrumput said...

bapak aku kate aku pnah berjalan dlm tido.time tu bapak aku x tau psl tu ps2 tnye aku

bapakku : ko nk pi mane ni
aku : nak p basuh baju pengakap

ps2 ak patah balik msuk bilik,tdo. f

zedRadzai said...

@cabutrumput aka shakeel =))
wakaka baju pengakap. wtf? gile ko ni.haha lwk sial.

bul said...

ngigau??
aku pnah trajang member aku time aku tdo...(20 tahun)
aku pnah jerit panggil polis minx tolong...(21 tahun)
aku pnah bgun dari tido nthen marking kerja skolah aku sindri padahal aku conteng buku skolah aku..(darjah 2)
paling teruk,aku pnah tumbuk bapak aku time tdo ramai2 kat kg dpan ruang tamu...then bapak aku yang terkejut nak mgelak dr kner tumbuk bertubi-tubi tertumbuk aku balik...kat batang idung..terjaga trus aku then smbung tdo...
aku bgun pagi rasa idung aku len macm da...1st time kner tumbuk nganbapak duh...
sper pnah kena tumbuk ngan bapak sindri?
huhu...

zedRadzai said...

@sebui
tu mlampau sgt tu. cacat2 wakaka