Serious Thoughts #2 - Let's Forget 2012, How About The Year 5079?



So I've been lurking around /k/ to find threads about the latest news about how fukken cruel Israel were with killing Palestinians and now they attack a multinational humanitarian fortila killing 10 and other serious shits, which is yes, such terrorism while at the same time, they accuse us Muslims as terrorist. Fuck you Yahudi Laknatullah.

Nah, I'm not gonna talk about that, let's all of us just pray for it and keep it to ourselves or share with it with another friend with other methods instead of posting those prayers on facebook and still, supporting those Israelis by of course, you know, facebook? Because Facebook = Yahudi Punya Barang Masyuk, rings any bells? Yeah, yeah, at least we pray.

Sigh, we're all fucked up.

Ok, back to business. I've just noticed this one thread which really turns me on with how cool the contents in it. You know, about predicting the future, well, to be honest, I don't give much shit on believing it, but trust me, I find it very interesting to imagine all this stuff.

Wanna know all about it? Well, open your minds widely, because it's a tl;dr one which some of you wouldn't give a shit to read, but uh, still, go fuck yourselves, it's my blog.

Enjoy!


WORLD WAR III IS COMING!

I don't know you all have heard this before.

Someone called Baba Vanga predicted WORLD WAR III coming Nov this year.

Her previous prediction about 9/11 and a submarine accident came all true.

Here it goes~ rclxms.gif


September 11
In 1989 she predicted the World Trade Center disaster in the following statement:
"Horror, horror! The American brethren will fall after being attacked by the steel birds. The wolves will be howling in a bush, and innocent blood will be gushing."

"Brethren" is believed to refer to the "Twin" Towers or the "Brothers". "Steel Birds" are obviously the jets. The part about the bush is believed to refer to President Bush.


Russian Disaster
In 1980, she even predicted:

"At the turn of the century, in August of 1999 or 2000, Kursk will be covered with water, and the whole world will be weeping over it."

Kursk was the name of a large city in Russia, also the site of the largest tank battle of WWII. Nobody could understand how the city would be covered by water but the meaning was clear on August 12, 2000, when the Russian submarine, Kursk, named after the city, suffered an explosion and left the survivors for dead at the bottom of the ocean. I remember this news story well. The Russian government did nothing to try and rescue the survivors while the British and Norwegian rescue attempts failed. Baba Vanga was even able to predict the month and a 50% chance of the year this would happen.
Communications with Spirits and Aliens?
She is also known in the U.F.O. community for claims that she speaks with an Alien race named the Vamfim.

As she regularly conversed with spirits, who knows if it's real or hoaxed (on the aliens' account if we take Vanga for her word). They claim to be from the 3rd planet or realm from Earth - depending where you look. They're here to help and there are many references to the Vamfim around the net now. I do believe it was Baba Vanga who started the belief in the Vamfim but I'll save more on that for possibly a future article when I have more information.


Some people that have studied Baba Vanga's predictions say that she was roughly 80% accurate. However, as can be expected, there are the skeptics that believe many of her predictions were written after the fact. Since Vanga was only semi-literate, her prophecies were written down by those around her. As she is well-known in Europe, she is relatively unknown in the West and I have no mention of her in any of my books and the only information I can find is online which deals mostly with her life and the summed up list of correct predictions. The only books I can find of her have yet to be translated to English so it doesn't look like I can research more than I have for the last few hours online.

Vanga's Future Prophecies
The following list of future events was found both written in Serbian and English - the English version supposedly translated from original "Russian" but since the entire rest of the page is an obviously copied/pasted Wikipedia article I refuse to link to it. I'm only using that as reference to the translated Serbian list found on www.vojvodinacafe.com (Thanks, Igor!).


2008: Baba Vanga speaks of conflicts in "Indonesia" leading to the upcoming WWIII, but I've seen some people say that Indonesia had been mistranslated and it's meant to read "India". This will also involve the attempted assassinations of 4 heads of state. Since I'm writing this in January 2009 I've seen numerous names thrown out as possible candidates for the assassination bit - including Barack Obama due to the white supremacists' foiled plans. Think what you want about this one.

2010: World War 3 begins in November 2010. Starting as a regular war, it will progress to a nuclear and chemical war. Vanga says the war will be finished by October 2014.

2011: As a result of the war, radioactive showers will destroy almost all life in the Northern Hemisphere. The remaining Europeans will face an even further threat from the Muslims who will use chemical weapons to finish them off.

2014: As another result of the chemicals and nuclear weapons during the war, most of the world population will have skin cancer and other skin diseases.

2016: Europe is nearly uninhabited.
2018: China will become the new superpower. The exploiters will become the exploited.

2023: The Earth's orbit will change.

2025: Europe is still very underpopulated.

2028: A new energy source will be found. Hunger is overcome. A manned space flight will leave for Venus.

2033: The world water levels will rise as the polar ice caps melt.

2043: Economy is good. The Muslims will run Europe.

2046: All bodily organs can be reproduced, becoming the easiest and most popular method of treatment.

2066: The U.S. uses a new climate-changing weapon on Muslim controlled Rome.
2076: Communism takes over.

2084: Nature is reborn.(??)

2088: A new disease makes you grow old in seconds.

2097: The Fast-Aging Disease is cured.

2100: Man-made sun is lighting up the dark side of the planet.

2111: People become robots. Probably like androids.

2123: Wars between small countries. The big countries stay out of it.

2125: Signals from Space will be received in Hungary. (People will be reminded of Baba Vanga - probably due to her alien subjects)

2130: With the help of the aliens, civilizations will live underwater.

2164: Animals turn half-human.

2167: A new religion.

2170: Major drought.

2183: A colony on Mars will become a nuclear power and ask for independance from Earth. (Like the U.S. asked from England.)

2187: 2 large volcanic eruptions will be successfully stopped.

2195: The sea colonies will have energy and food.

2196: Asians and Europeans will be completely mixed.

2201: Temperatures drop as the sun's thermonuclear processes slow down.

2221: In the search for extra-terrestrial life, humans will come in contact with something terrible.

2256: A spaceship will bring a new disease to Earth.

2262: Planets will slowly change orbits. Mars will be threatened by a comet.

2271: Physics laws will be changed.

2273: White, black and yellow races will form 1 new race.

2279: Power will be obtained from nothing. (Possibly a vacuum or a black hole.)

2288: Possible time travel and alien contact.

2291: The sun grows cooler. Attempts will be made to make it hot again.

2296: Strong explosions in the sun. The forces of gravity will change. Old space stations and satellites will fall.

2299: In France, a resistance movement will rise against Islam.

2302: Important laws and secrets of the universe are revealed.

2304: Secrets of the Moon are also revealed.

2341: Something terrible will approach Earth from Space.

2354: An accident on the artificial sun will result in drought.

2371: World hunger.

2378: A new and fast-growing race.

2480: 2 artificial (man-made) suns will collide and leave the Earth in the dark.

3005: A war on Mars will change the trajectory of the planet.

3010: A comet will hit the moon. The Earth will be surrounded by a ring of rock and ash.

3797: By this time, everything on Earth will die. However, human civilization will be advanced enough to move to a new star system.

And just when I thought this long look into a possible future by Baba Vanga was finished, I found a whole bunch of reposts of even more dates on many blogs and forums. Not sure where they originated from either. These next ones are copied since all the sites are the same - these aren't in my words, that is.

3803: A new planet is populated by little. Fewer contacts between people. Climate new planet affects the organisms of people - they mutate.

3805: The war between humans for resources. More than half of people dying out.

3815: The war is over.

3854: The development of civilization virtually stops. People live flocks as beasts.

3871: New prophet tells people about moral values, religion.

3874: New prophet receives support from all segments of the population. Organized a new church.

3878: along with the Church to re-train new people forgotten sciences.

4302: New cities are growing in the world. New Church encourages the development of new technology and science.

4302: The development of science. Scientists discovered in the overall impact of all diseases in organism behavior.

4304: Found a way to win any disease.

4308: Due to mutation people at last beginning to use their brains more than 34%. Completely lost the notion of evil and hatred.

4509: Getting to Know God. The man has finally been reached such a level of development that can communicate with God.

4599: People achieve immortality.

4674: The development of civilization has reached its peak. The number of people living on different planets is about 340 billion. Assimilation begins with aliens.

5076: A boundary universe. With it, no one knows.

5078: The decision to leave the boundaries of the universe. While about 40 percent of the population is against it.

5079: End of the World.

Of course, only time will tell on how accurate Baba Vanga really was and we won't be around in this lifetime to see the long-into-the-future prophecies. If the first few predictions come true over the next few years, then we'll be in for a seriously rough ride. icon_question.gif


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What?

Don't gimme that look, you motherfuckers. I'm just posting an entry. Nothing I believe in. Sigh, you faggots should go get some life here.

BTW, I know all of it would sounded bullshit and all at the first place, but apart from all those bullshits element in it, I do find it interesting to imagine. Those future, how fukken awesome could it be?

Which ended me up searching youtube for just futuristic videos WAKAKA. One of them are like this awesome 'Tallest Future Skyscrapers" video.








So, enjoy dreaming. You're gonna be dead at those times anyways.



P/s : Oh, so protective you girls. Coming up next on Sexist.

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Random Shit Story #7 - And Then The Email

So this is the sequel of previous stories which is part 1 and part 2. Read it if you wanna understand more :">

And from part two, all I can say is, I have to try another method to get in contact with Thai Airways because that operator said that my ticket have to be settled by the branch in KLIA.

And she gave me their email, which uh, you know, took some time to get it. Sorry gurl :">

So, I open up my email account.

Typed in the email.

And the subject of the email.

"I Want To Cancel My Ticket"

Hmmmm, sounds weird.

And then there comes the writing process. I was somehow stood there in front of my computer for like 20mins thinking about what the heck I'm supposed to write. Zzzz. Yeah, since this is a formal thingy, I figured out I could never used the English I use like in this shit blog right?

Hahaha, which turns out, I started writing ikot suke hati aku je and then voila! I read it all from the beginning and started thinking.

"This is no formal English. Fuck."


Yeap, actually I did write that email according to the English I used to (like the English in this blog) and I started to panic myself, what the hell am I gonna do?

I maybe look good in writing but to be honest, I'm not that good in English, especially in formal situations like this.

I don't know how to get you guys to imagine how my English was in that email, and I'm quite ashamed of myself to copy paste it in here. So fuck you, this is how I wrote that email.


"Hello.

I'm writing an email to cancel my ticket (which the infos are given below).

I just want to ask about the ticket cancellation. I know I have to pay for the cancellation fee. But, what's the other consequences for canceling this ticket? Do I get to have my money back in credit, because I bought it using my friend's credit card or do I just have to let it go plus paying for that cancellation fee, which is yes, such a big loss for me?

Pardon my English."



:">

I dunno guys, don't ya fukken laugh at me. I know I suck.

So, I thought things about refunding the ticket would have been settled then, I just have to wait for the email to be replied and check that ticket's status. So, I was quite relieved, despite knowing the fact that the English in that email is sooooo fuuuu.... Sigh. Sape suruh xbelaja English rajin2 dlu.

And then I contacted Nazeep. And told him to not to get worried because I'm with him and the other ticket have already been canceled. So we talked.


Nazeep : Ha tu la lega2.
Me : So no worries, dh settle, kna tggu die reply je and kompomkan balik, kot.
Nazeep : Ha, kk.


And then suddenly, I thought of one certain thing.


Me : Eh, Nazeep.
Nazeep : Hmm?
Me : .....
Nazeep : Asal2?
Me : Time ko beli tiket utk aku tu eh, asal ko xmintak lgsg no passport aku ape sume?
Nazeep : Entah, die kata tickets for two passenger, aku isi je la.
Me : Ye ke weh, slalu aku beli dgn Duan, msti die mntk no passport aku. Hmmm.
Nazeep : Oh yeke? Kk aku check kejap.




And while he was checking again his tickets, I suddenly had this very humanly chill crawling up my spine. Please, don't.



Nazeep : Weh, adui btol la doh aku silap. Aku dh terisi dua2 ticket dgn nama aku.
Me : Yeke? (Problem again)
Nazeep : Adui, cmne ni eh. Ni 1st time aku beli tiket utk lebih sorg, so xbiasa kan.
Me : Xpe2, lek2, aku pon cuak cmni jgk mcm ko ni td.



And then he left, being all panicked and gelisah sambil2 try pikirkan jalan penyelesaian terbaik.

Which leaves me YM-ing him alone my self, xsedar rupe2nye die dh blah. Yeah, me talking alone. Ain't that sad?

Me : Ko cuba check balik email ko tu.
Me : Mana tau ade mslh kat ctu ke.
Me : Xpon cuba la tgk FAQ and rules kat MAS lagi, bole ke eh tuka2 nama, sbb tuka nama pon klu MHLow xbole dow.
Me : Ha, klu MHLow, xbole tuka nama, xbole refund ko tau x.
Me : Weh.
Me : Zzzzz.



Which made me thinking, klu MHLow pny ticket xle refund and xle tuka nama, hmmmm, then what else could we do to settle this problem then? It's a dead end. I have to pay for my existence which 'menyusahkan' others no matter what. Tgk, English-Malay pon mule berterabur. Sigh.

And then, if this ticket with Nazeep is actually a dead end, ape aku ada? I just sent Thai Airways to cancel my ticket. Ape aku ada?

Ape aku ada wey?

Then mule la aku send 2nd email dgn penuh malu-malu hanjheng. Read it mafackas, peduli, aku dh xtau malu dh ni.


"Hello. This is my 2nd email sent to ThaiAirways.

Regarding my previous email, I asked ThaiAirways to cancel my ticket (which the infos are given below) but for now, I'm asking ThaiAirways to put it on hold, because I have some problems. Just let it be the way it is would be just fine.

But still, I want to ask about the ticket cancellation. I know I have to pay for the cancellation fee. But, what's the other consequences for canceling this ticket? Do I get to have my money back in credit, because I bought it using my friend's credit card or do I just have to let it go plus paying for that cancellation fee, which is yes, a big loss for me?

Pardon my English."



Cool, now they already got my 2 emails and I can sit and relax for now :)

Happy? Yes, I am!




Pala hotak ko happy.



P/s : Better.

Random Shit Story #6 - It Begins With A Phone Call



Heh, I think just one entry isn't enough for this whole shit I'm facing. So here's the story continued from the previous entry below. (yeap, I'm still gonna put a link on it :">)

Read it, mafackas.

Already read it? Ok, so let's continue.

So I panicked, okay? Fuck you, I'm gonna have to pay another RM1k worth ticket I don't need okay! Fuck!

Duan and me talked, and I immediately told Nazeep, too.

Nazeep : WTF. Jangan cmtu, bro. Aku baru je beli ni. Lancau.
Me : *speechless*
Nazeep : Kk, xpe2, cb try settle tenang2.




We're good friends, aren't we? Help me with this shit out, buddies :'(

And I was confused at some point, which ticket should I get to choose? Either Malaysia Airlines with Nazeep or Thai Airways with Duan.

I've been doing quite some thoughts, and there I chose Malaysia Airlines with Nazeep, since we discussed before buying it, would have sounded 'Takde Adab' if I'd chose Thai Airways with Duan right. Kesian dorang, aku bawak mslh je haihhhhh.

And Duan's cool with it, yeah, we don't need to get our emotion involved with this kinda shit, right? Coz we're grown-ups, doing each other favors, right, righttttt?

Sigh, hell yeah we're grown ups, but I'm the one who's gonna have to pay. ZZZZ.

But nahhh, I was the one who wasn't there the moment they were looking for me. So, I'd rather stop pointing it to others. Let's just be cool with it. Be rational, guys, settle your problems like a man.

Me : So, aku igt nk kensel la tiket Thai Airways ko ni, xpe ke?
Duan : Eh, xpe2, lek2 no hard feelings, aku tolong la ape patut.
Me : Cmne do, mmg bole ke kensel cmtu je? Ke nk jual kat org lain?
Duan : Rasanya bole, but it comes with a cancellation fee. Klu nk jual kat org lain bole jgk kot, tp leceh la.



Fuck. I'm still gonna have to pay for it, whether I like it or not.



Me : Tu la, xpe2, aku sanggup bayar ( :"> ) , tp cmne dow? Ade ke bole kensel2 cmtu je kat site die?
Duan : Cb try call.


And then Duan gave me the contact number in the Thai Airways counter in Kansai Airport.

So, I called them. I wanted to cancel that ticket of mine once and for all!



Operator : *Greets with Japanese and Fuck, I was in misery and like hell I wanna speak that language*
Me : Eigo demo ii desuka? (English, please)
Operator : Oh, okay.
Me : I'm calling to cancel the ticket that I've already booked yesterday. Is it possible?
Operator : Alright then, may I have the ticket's information please?



And I gave her everything about it, the number of flight, everything. Argh.


Operator : Sir, this ticket, is a ticket from Kuala Lumpur International Airport to Kansai Airport so the operation and informations on it have to be settled by our Thai Airways branch in KLIA.



Fuck it. FUCK IT! ARGHHHHHH! I hate this!

But hey, your English quite good for a Japanese, girl. :">



Me : Oh, alright, then. So, how can I contact them?
Operator : You could email them. Here's the email.



"net.flightrsvn@thaiairways.com"



Yeah, she pronounced that email, but fuck, I can't get it.

I know her English's quite good, tapi sehebat2 manusia, pasti ada kelemahan :"> Sket lagi kuar la slang Jepun-English dia ni.



Me : I'm sorry, I couldn't get that, would you mind saying it again?


*here comes the funny part*
Remember, the email is net.flightrsvn@thaiairways.com.


Operator : Okay. "Netto", "dotto" flight, f-l-i-g-h-t.
Me : I'm sorry, was it netto and dotto?
Operator : No no. It's 'net' *trying her hard to pronounce 'net' the correct way* and a dot after that.
Me : Oh, ok. *giggles* And then?
Operator : *feeling something's wrong* and after that, R-S-V-N.
Me : Sorry?
Operator : R for Russia.
Me : Ok.
Operator : S for Singapore.
Me : Ok

Ok, at this part she was trying to pronounce the word "V" but uhh, see for yourself.
.
Operator : Bui for Bietnam.
Me : I'm sorry, what? *giggles*
Operator : Er. Bui for Bietnamu.

HAHAHAHAHA THIS IS SO GONNA BE IN MY SHIT BLOG!




Me : Uhhhh, I'm gonna have to ask again, I'm so sorry. *giggles*
Operator : Hehe, it's the word Bui. You know, Bui, bui, bui. Bietnamu.



WAFAK LOLOLOLOLWTF



Me : Oh, ok2, I get it, V right?
Operator : Yes, *kinda get offended* and N for Nation. And then '@thaiairways.com'.
Me : Okay, so it's "net.flightrsvn@thaiairways.com", isn't it?
Operator : Yes, that is correct. Thanks for calling :)


*and then she immediately hangs up*



WTF
trasa ah tu. HAHAHAHAHHAHA. I burst out laughing again. Adoi la, tgh2 masalah besar cmni pon aku leh nk bergelak2 ketawa, Padahal benda kecik je pon. Sigh. FML. :'(

Tp, siyes, it was fun. LOL'ed at you Japanese.




P/s : Sape mahu beli tiket?




Random Shit Story #5 - I'm Screwed, So Let's Make Fun Of This Screwed-ness



Haha, yeap you totally got it all right. Indeed, I am screwed. Certainly not enough with all the problems I got within me, well here's another. Teeheee.



It's already May and you know, I'm gonna have my 2 months summer holiday this coming August-September. So what do you think I'm gonna do at that time, get back to Malaysia of course!



So I've been searching for tickets and friends to help me with so I asked Duan's help, since the last time, I asked for his help too, so maybe he's cool with it, hee. But turns out Duan have got some certain problem with getting a ticket for me with his credit card. So, I figured out I could use a plan B or something to be safe, right?



And then, I turned to my buddy, Nazeep, and asked for his help, and yeap, he was cool enough to give me a hand in it, since he does own a credit card and I don't, which sucks, I know, so uh.. Nevermind.



So, at this one night, both of my good friends here tried to contact me with all of their strength, but too bad, I was already asleep at that time. Apology to both of you, guys.



And the next morning, when I woke up, I've noticed there's tonnes of missed calls to my cellphone and plenty of RRRAAAGGGGGEEEEE rants to my ym, complaining about



'Mana ko sial, fuck fuck fuckkkkk' /eksagerasi



Haha well, there isn't, just some few BUZZ!!!-s and messages left by Nazeep that he wants to buy ticket and needs me at that time to discuss with, yeah, you know, I asked for his help right?



So, I just woke up and straightly replied to both of them to apologize for not being there :">



And while Duan didn't replied, Nazeep replied my message at that second and we immediately talked about our ticket flights at that morning and yeap, before we reached a decision to buy one with Malaysia Airlines which dated this certain time and place, I did take a safe action by calling Duan to confirm it with him, but too bad, he didn't pick up the phone, still asleep I suppose.



So, I just left him a message.


"Hye! Just wanna tell you that I'm done with the return tickets with Nazeep, so thank you, and no need to buy one for me okay, buddy? Nanti aku belanja ko. Love, mmmuaaaahhh XOXO hugs and kisses, Zaid'




PHEW! Problem with tickets are settled then! And I was glad. So really damn glad, because, hey, I'm coming back to Malaysia this summer okay, it's been a year. :|



So, thanks to Nazeep, I'm happy for now :D



But.



!!!!



Wait.



My cellphone is ringing.



Oh, it's Duan. Ha, nasib baik ko dh sedar.







Duan : Hello!
Me : Yeap, ha dpt message aku kan? Aku dh dpt ticket balik dgn Nazeep doh. Thx2, susah2 je ko cari slama ni. Xpe2, xyah beli utk aku ok. :)
Duan : WTF.
Me : ?
Duan : Ko check email x aku bg ko smlm?
Me : Email ke ym?
Duan : Email.






So ha, time tu la aku open email and noticed there's an email forwarded by him to me which clearly stated these two things



"ZAID BIN MD RADZAI"



and


"THAI AIRWAYS"




Crap.



Fuck, no. Fuck, nooooooooooo!



Don't tell me this is what I think it is.




Duan : Aku dh beli dh tiket ni utk ko smlm, tu la aku cari ko smlm tp ko xreply.
Me : *serabut panik FFFUUUUUUUU*
Duan : Adui.
Me : Tu la, cmne plak ni. Aku dh ade ticket lain dh ni. Ko pon xde la plak nk tggal message smlm kan ckp sal ni :'(
Duan : Sorry la doh, aku lupe.
Me : Xpe2, kite settle pelan2.






Now, I've got two tickets to pay :D



Rm1K per ticket.



Ain't that awesome?









P/s : This is not enough.






Still working on it, those tickets :D

MindFuck #1

Introducing, a brand new series in my entry list just for Mindfuck sessions like this. :)


1.


What, you don't get it?

Here, try searching it for a bit longer.

.....

What, you still don't get it?

You don't understand the sentence 'When you see it, you'll shit brix'?

Well, since this is the first time, let me introduce you to understanding the concept of Mindfuck.

First of all, it really isn't fucking your mind. Don't get offended by the word 'Fuck' being put next to your mind. It's a slang. An internet slang.

Same as the phrase 'Shit brix' or 'Shit bricks'.

All of em' are just internet slangs, developed by internet nerds and trolls who have no better work to do instead of lurking around the internet in forums such as 4chan and /k/ and getting someone offended or something. Yeah, I know you're all bored.

Well, it's okay for them, as long as it makes us laugh for once in a while.

So, let's get back to the mindfuck thingy.

MINDFUCK

When you see it, you'll shit brix.


It's quite something about funny or awesome pictures that you have to spend quite some time to get it. Because it's like 'spot the hidden' picture kinda thing. And most of the pics are just showing hidden silly concepts, like pervert things or racist and sexist theme, not all of them, but some. Which indeed were not good, but who cares? It's funny! :D

And even some of the pics are not suitable to look at at nights, because you chickens would get fukken scared to notice there actually is a pic of a ghost or something in it. So, be careful :">

Because when you finally found the truth hidden in the picture, it's like, just merely WTF is fukken not enough, so 'Mindfuck' is probably the best word to describe it, and 'Shit Brix' is just, I don't know, another phrase to explain the WTF-ness you had? Er.

Let's google.

Mindfuck

Operation Mindfuck or OM is an important practice in the Discordian religion. The concept was developed by Kerry Thornley and Robert Anton Wilson in 1968[1] and given its name by Wilson and Robert Shea in The Illuminatus! Trilogy.[2] It is most often manifested as a decentralized campaign of civil disobedience, activism, art movements, especially performance art and guerrilla art, culture jamming, graffiti and other vandalism, practical jokes, hoaxes, reality hacking, chaos magic, words of power, trolling and anything else that is believed to bring about social change through disrupting paradigms and thus forcing the victim to question the parameters of one's reality tunnel.

Wadefak is that. Sounds kinda evil ey. Ugh.

Let's find another definition so that we can easily understand.



Shit brix - A way to describe a situation so awesome that you could literally shit out a brick and you wouldn't care (too much)




Yes, and for 'Mindfuck' there's many definitions out there to explain about, but for our topic now, let's just refer to this.



Mindfuck - An image that totally fucks with your mind. When you see it, you will shit bricks.



See? Those two words are just suitable to stick with each other. Being in the internet too long, you would understand it, my friends :)

And nowadays in the internet, there's tonnes of pictures like these, from the easiest to which are sometimes kinda very hard to get.

So, enough being explained, and I hope you guys would understand, so let's have some nice times guessing what the fuck is wrong with these pictures.

Enjoy and try your best to guess what is hidden in every picture I uploaded for now! :D

And sorry, no clue will be given. You just have to figure it all out by yourself :)

2.

3.

4.

5.

6.

7.



Amacam?

And this took me quite some time to get it figured out myself. I've tried my best to think from many perverted or racist way but I just won't get it before. Why shouldn't you try? :)


8.


And my personal favourite. :)

9.


So.

How was it?


P/s : Answers according to pictures by rotation.

1.
He's the president of Brazil.
And he miss a finger

2. Naked women on the horse's face.

3. Ghost image on mirror.

4. A black kid wandering around in an adult shop. Now seriously, this really is mindfucking.

5. Turn your head 90 degrees and you'll notice.

6. Fukken pedobear's gonna kidnap your kid.

7. Hidden black guy.

8. Hidden dolphin.

9. Smiling face.



Picture credits to Google.

Brix #4 - School Origins

School origins? What the fuck is that?



Nah, you guys probably thought that I was gonna write about soemthing serious. Well, no, it's still me like you know it, yes, apart from the me who had gotten emo the other day :"> let's just say I'm getting back to my normal blogger life, creating interesting entries that would make readers like you rolling-on-the-floor-laughing-out-loud. ROFLLOL.



Zzz.



Your blog sucks, dude. Admit it, no one's laughing now.



:'(



Fuck you.



Actually, I was thinking about this matter since my buddies and me were hanging out together back in Nagoya (Yes, it's always have been Nagoya :">)



And while at that moment, Zarina, Beng's gf turut sama-sama turun padang menikmati sisa2 cuti panjang with her beloved boyfriend and some other screwed-up buddies like me and Wang and others.



So, when we hang out together, she's the only girl exists in our group. Too bad it's Beng's :"> Lek ko lek Beng.



And because we were all boys, might as well we call ourselves screwed-up guys in a gang, all we talk to each other are just shits and silly jokes and sometimes we dry-hump each other just for fun, to show how deeply in love we are with each other.



And I remember once when Shakaff were dryhumping me, (WTF, this is embarrassing) in the room in front of the laptop at the moment when we were webcam-ing with Kamil, and suddenly Zarina walked in and saw us. You know... There she goes.









Geez, women, you know we're not gay.



Well, that was once.



And the other one was when WangSang was playing Beng's ps3 in the house and Zarina was in the the other room and WangSang just let out one massive overwhelming blast of fart that vibrates the whole apartment like an earthquake.



And of course laaaaa Zarina tidak dengarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.



'HOIIIIIII!'



She utter out loud, completely ashamed of herself for having boyfriends like us.



So.



From this two random shit stories, I was thinking far awayyyy. Guys who are completely 'kamceng' with each other and act like this, yela xmalu and stuffs are just normal for me. Semakin tidak malu, semakin kamceng kan?



Babi messed up gile pemikiran. Nahhh.



So I was thinking until I arrived to the part where we look ourselves in our schools.



Yeah, because Zarina were studying in an all-girl-school called Sekolah Tun Fatimah [WTFSTF] and Kamil and Kimon pon sama jgk dlu.



Eh bukan la Kamil n Kimon tu skola STF, bengap la korg, both of em' were schooling in Sekolah Tunku Abdul Rahman [STAR], yeah an all-boy school.



Jadi, aku pun terpikir la.



Kalau skolah lelaki sesama lelaki mcm tu, wouldn't it be fun right? To act like completely awesome with each other, nothing to get blush about with your attitude unless you're gay.



Yela, kentut la ape la, asking each other dumb questions, sembang mcm lahanat ape semua, xde rasa segan, tapi KAMCENG dan NGAM dan SEKEPALA!



Pk punya pk, rasa2nya sekolah perempuan pon mcm itu juga-kah?



Hmmmmmmmm.



So, I figure out that I could take a shot.



Zed : Weh, aku pelik btol la tgk ko segan cmni dgn ktorg. Ko dlu time skola xkn xde kot wat bnda2 bodo cmni dgn mmber2?
Zarina : ..........*speechless*..............




Yeah, she's a girl, of course she gets embarrassed. I don't wanna blame her for that. :">



Tapi kan, okay lah korg cuba la pk sama2 dgn aku HA HA.



Kalau laki sama laki lepak2 slambaaaaaaaaa je kentut xkesah la kuat2 ke pelan2 ke pastu bau nokhorom mcm palat pastu xngaku kat awek sdiri, no offense Beng, tp org pompuan bukan begitukah sesama dorg?



Yela, dorg tau la segan nk bercerita ke-open-an dorg sesama sendiri dgn kite lelaki, tp keseganan tu la yang buat people like me and my buddies wanna go trolling them even more! HA HA.



And sons of bitches ini pon mula mendesak-desak. :D


Zed : Eh, jawab la open la.
Shakaff : Tu la open please.
Wang : Laaaa ko nk segan apeeeee.
Acap : Story jela Zarina, nk malu apenye.
Zarina : ..........*speechless again*.............




Then, looking at her getting all blushing and shits, makes us go even more further. HOHO, we're not done yet!



Zaid : Ktorg kalau sesama lelaki rilek jela sesama sdiri klu tny bulu pubis la bulu ketiak dh shave blom, korg org pompuan time skola2 dlu cmne eh?
Shakaff : Ha tu la psl. Ko shave bulu ktiak x?
Wang : C'mon open la, korg sama2 lepak2 xkn xde lekkkkkkk je kentut mcm ni?
Acap : Pstu, korg slalu je kan borak hal2 pompuan kan, sama jgk dgn ktorg! Deodorant korg sapu kat ketiak pakai brand ape?
Zarina : *Fucked-up*
Beng : Weh. Dah2. Haha. (Aww, protecting, is it? Haha)
All : ... :">




HAHAHA poor you Zarina for getting friends like us, but hey, there would be no other guys for your friends that are so messed-up instead of us, right girl? :">



I knowww, guys. We were all real assholes. We were all dickfaces :)









I know, you mafackas would go accusing us for sexual harassment, but trust me, there were no sexual feelings involved and she was cool, never did get angry with us. We were just awesome friends, right Zarina? :)



And just to make her feel better, we all apologized to her before getting back to our places :)









P/s : Thanks for the cooking, Zarina. I miss those times.





Picture credits to Google.

Shit Cover #9 - Wither [Dream Theater]

It's been an honor to get into a collaboration with Leperd, one of my friends' rockstar guitarist senior in Nagoya.

Put aside all the effort we made, all I can say, me myself were also extremely satisfied with the outcome Leperd made with the video that he edited from both our recording which were made separately, yeah you know, I'm in Gifu, and he's somewhere else, Nagoya.

And since this is my first cover video that were created 'almost perfectly' with him, I was not yet have the full equipments like you know, recording headphone, mic stand, microphone pop filter and stuffs. So, I'm gonna get those stuffs little by little. :">

With that being said, all credit goes to Leperd, because he's the one who edited the full video, and I hope to make another cover of another song with him, or even with other talented friends like Shanti, Nazeep, Amed, Shakaff, Ezzra, Abul, and other buddies in the future. Yeah, dudes, you guys are freaking awesome!

N xdela aku bosan dok wat cover sorang2 HA HA, plus this is a great chance for me to develop my vocal skills, instead of stuck into only one or two genres of music. :">

So, enjoy!





You wanna know how cool Leperd is?

Go watch how fukken awesome he rocks in this video of him making a guitar solo cover from the song Protest The Hero - Bloodmeat.








Right? Right?? Ha, paham2 la cmne seronok aku rasa dpt wat cover sama2 dgn beliau.


P/s : This song suits me for now.

You Laugh You Lose #3

Hmmm, let's see. Have been doing quite a browsing through google just to find worthless craps like this.

Well, nevermind. They did manage to make me giggle, though.

Brace yourself.









This thread quite made my day, too.

Now.

How about you?



P/s : Sebuah sepuluh.


Picture credit to google.

Life #11 - Let's Be Honest

Life as a student is tough. I know it, you know it and so's the rest of the people in this world.

But it depends on how we educated people deal with it. For me, yeah, I'm fukken screwed and I don't even know whether or not I can go on like this, and I don't even have the strength to be doing any effort to get it back to normal.

I've been spending most of my time worrying about my study and fuck, I keep on worrying without doing anything. I'm fukken useless. I don't know what the fuck is my problem but all I know, yes, since I'm not used to telling my good friends about how screwed I am, I'm writing an entry to rant all about myself, how much I hate myself for being the me right now, and how fukken much I miss the old me.

And sucks to be you readers to be reading it. Sape suruh baca diari orang.

The problem is me. No matter how fukken screwed it is, I 'chose' it to be this way which brings me nothing good and if I keep on being like this, well God knows where my future is heading into.

And I can't get over it. I'm fukken weak as a guy and it affects my whole life depending on it.

I'm in tense. I get stress all the time and all of you people seems to read my writings like I enjoy most of my time in here, well, you're wrong. I'm fukken doomed.

I used to be like an optimistic person, and I used to get through anything like a wise guy, but this time, I lose. I can't go on like this. I just broke another heart after mine because of a certain person who really didn't appreciate me as I cared for her all my life.

I know, there's no other way to save myself from still being in this whole pile of horse shit than to change myself. It's been hard. I'm already stuck and used to the me right now. I hate it to be like this. I fukken hate it, but I'm letting my life to be that way.

Let's be honest, speaking about giving up, well I don't really fukken know what that term means. Am I giving up? But, I'm not sure about that. I still have to make this real. I still have to get my life back to normal no matter what. What I'm sure is, I've been far away too depressed until I'm not used to sigh anymore.

I just let it flow to anywhere it goes without any action taken. Look how fukken doomed I am.

I'm not accusing this to others' fault, but seriously, you took a part of the 'team' that made me being like this. It's been 5-6 months and heck, I've already gotten into another relationship but that still didn't help me for a single tiny thing, just I get to be 'happy' for a while. And I'm really, really sad about it. Yet, you still live happily with him.

But still.

The problem is me myself.

I'm weak.

God help me.


P/s : Do try trolling me, but sorry, I don't give a fuck. This feeling hurts much much more than you trolls do.

What I Hate About Japan #5 - ....and kids


TO MALE READERS ONLY.

TO FEMALE READERS : THIS IS NOT ZEDRADZAI. I AM NOT THE WRITER AND I DON'T WATCH PORN. NAHH, JUST QUIT READING, YOU BITCHES.

I have been quite away from letting my life get addicted into blogging, but seriously, I'm bored again and have been 'pleasing' myself into drifting to the most awesome themepark of all time.

The BoobyLand.



Well, fuck it. Who don't watch porns nowadays? I know, it's bad, and since I'm back to single again, :"> yes, single, who wouldn't know? Teeheee.

Nahh, screw me. It's my life, not yours. Let's just live the life by the-sad-ugly-truth idea given by Shakaff.

"Who need girls? We got porn."




So, I've been madly drooling my mouth just now by watching motivational websites. I kid. Yeah yeah I know, porn sites. Well, with that being said, actually I'm not that kind of an addicted porn-lover. And it's been a while since I watch one. Jadi bila kita sudah ada 'mood' utk menonton, why not letting it out to the best?

So, I've been browsing around various styles and races and to get extremely turned on, and heck, why not try Japanese?

And of course, you nufags should know it. Maria Ozawa. Heh. Lame. :">

Off topic, have you guys ever seen the trailer "Menculik Miyabi" movie by the Indonesians, starring her? Klu xtgk lg, tau la die ade berlakon kat Indon kan?





Well, no? Haven't seen it? It's just me? Fine then. You hypocrite fucks.

Let's get back to our topic.

Well, having watching around quite some various types of porn and being in Japan does make me feel wanting to like to know Japanese even better. :">

And I was thinking, you guys watch Japanese porn, don't you? Of course you do.

Well, don't.

Please.

Sebab menonton pornografi itu berdosa.

And I find it extremely annoying to be one of the adult entertainments out there. I know, Maria Ozawa


and uh, let's just say I happened to know another porn star like uh, Sora Aoi.

Padahal memang tau pon, cuma segan nk ngaku pada newfags mcm korg.


Saja la aku cari pic2 sopan sket. I don't want you perverts to get horny and fap for no reason and the sins get to me.

I know they're freakingly hot and sounds 'manja' everytime that 2" Japanese dick :"> penetrates her pusseh and all that kinda stuffs but uh.. Seriously.

Being used to watching porn, I tend to get annoyed with how abnormal those Japs porn is compared to other 'normal' porns like you know, uh Two Girls One Cup? Now that's normal! Watching two girls caressing each other and eating each others' shits and excrements and vomits and... WHOOPS! I'm gonna stop there. Fuck you Bean, you gave me a nightmare.

You know I kid, guys. That's fucking gross.

What, xpaham? Ok. Xpe. Forget all about it, will ya :)




HE HE HE HE HE *giggling again at newfags*

Back to topic, where was I?

Yeah, if you can compare Japanese porn to other normal porns, wouldn't other normal porn would be much better? Maria sounds like a supposed-to-be-Japanese-but-having-a-Pan-Asean-look puppy getting fiercely sodomized by a 9-inch cucumber and Sora. Yeap, she's hot as an Asian girl but that whole 'kawaii' act? Bajet comel? That shit for real? With that 'anime' type of voice, yeah, you know those squeaky voice and weird pouts and stuff...

Yes, it is real. Living here would make you realize that all you saw at those Japs porn is real. No kidding.

And, hey.. It's quite fun to start watching at the Japanese girls having 'action' in the porns because you know, Asians are known as a multiracial community yang lebih cenderung mempunyai rasa malu yang lebih compared to white people. Mcm kite jgk, jumpa .3gp bangsa sendiri. WOW! Best kan best kan nak tgk kan nak tgk kan?

So.

But when the camera's starting to move to their private parts, they get blurry. WTF.

Yes, I had a WTF reaction when I had my first experience watching Japanese porn clip. Why do they censor it?

It's not like the guys have massive dicks anyway and the girls. Sigh. Refer my previous entry if you wanna understand more. Both of em' don't fukken shave their private parts. So instead of censoring them, wouldn't it be just cool to left em' uncensored? Because you know, you'd still be like FFFUUUUUU again watching how those 'bushes' covering up those parts.

All you need is one small and tiny pixel of it, and you're done. But noooooo fukken way they're gonna do it. They still gotta 'obscure' a whole big square of pixelated square to cover up everything. Because it's in their freaking laws. It's forbidden. If you produce an uncensored porn here, you might get in jail liao.

But.




So that's what I hate about Japan.

And you know what? These kids nowadays are extremely spoilt, am I right? Our days dulu2 time baru mengenal erti kesenian pornografi ponnnnn, had mana la kan. Sigh. Still images. Only images. I dunno about you but I hit my virginity once ago by watching a nude picture of an unknown pornstar I get from my kind-hearted buddy who likes to share all his 'knowledge' back in primary school.

Yes, admit it, okay. It hurts to know kids nowadays get wide chances than us to compare to.

Unless you have a brother or cousin or neighbor who failed to hide his pile of cd stash of 'Pramugara Terlampau' and 'Pirates of The Caribbean : XXX Rated' and stuffs.

Or you might have parents who was still having their 'sweet' stage of performing sex wildly, so your dad bought porn stuffs and still, failed to hide it from you fucking pervert menaces back then.

Or you might have a slightly chance by watching 'porn' of themselves, because the thin walls kept you wondering what really is both of them doing in their room these nights saying OMG repeatedly. (what the fuck, are they praying that passionate?)

Or you might get curious and tend to peek your newlywed uncles and aunties to see how they 'did' it at their first night in your kampung.

WTF banyak la pulak contoh. Sume ni jadi kat ko ke Zed?

Nahhh. :">

Eh, siyes, tak la hahahh. Btol ni, btol ni.

But, no. These kids nowadays doesn't have to get through all that 'misery' because yes, they have the internet. They have youtube, and all those streaming sites of porn, and heck, they can also easily and accidentally 'bumped' to porn just by clicking certain ads that are not in the right place at the right moment. And fuck, they have rapidshare and torrents and... Fuck, I hate kids.

And I remember a moment I was wandering around KLCC and saw two kids, wearing fancy clothes and shoes and caps and playing around with their damn PSPs, fuck, I only gotten myself a PSP just when I got here. Sigh.

And time raya, dlu2 aku dpt duit raya sikit je wehhh dari sdara mara. Nowadays, kids get hundreds of ringgits just by collecting them from relatives and neighbors. Babi pe.

And they even have magazines for kids nowadays. You know, for latest fashion and stuffs. Bintang Kecil. Heh. Especially the girls. Suke sgt la baca bnda2 ni, konon2 remaja! They don't know once they hit puberty they're gonna 'lose' em' all.



I know I'm jealous. :">

But, still.






Damn kids.



P/s : Is this really it that I need now? Sorry, but I don't want anybody to get hurt.

Credits - Actually I got this idea after reading Humpathon's entry about it, and I kinda 'cilok2' sket ayat beliau, so forgive me Humpathon, if your reading this, ur writing's awesome!

But, seriously, I hate Japan more.

Try watching this. You'll be LOL'ing all around if you understand how it feels living here.


Shit Cover #8 - What Goes Around Comes Around [Justin Timberlake]

Whoot! Another cover coming up.

A request from a friend to all of whom have been cheated by their ex-s :)





Indeed, if you'd noticed, the lyrics are just TAJAM! And ugh, I'd go like dumping my face in the toilet if I actually have a chance to cheat on a girl and then happened to listen to this song /sarcasm.




Justin Timberlake - What Goes Around Comes Around

Hey girl, is he everything you wanted in a man
You know I gave you the world
You had me in the palm of your hand

So why your love went away
I just can't seem to understand
Thought it was me and you babe
Me and you until the end
But I guess I was wrong

Don't want to think about it
Don't want to talk about it
I'm just so sick about it
Can't believe it's ending this way

Just so confused about it
Feeling the blues about it
I just can't do without ya
Tell me is this fair?

Is this the way it's really going down?
Is this how we say goodbye?
Should've known better when you came around
That you were gonna make me cry
It's breaking my heart to watch you run around
'Cause I know that you're living a lie
That's okay baby 'cause in time you will find...

What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around
What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around
What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around
What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around

Now girl, I remember everything that you claimed
You said that you were moving on now
And maybe I should do the same
Funny thing about that is
I was ready to give you my name
Thought it was me and you, babe
And now, it's all just a shame
And I guess I was wrong

Don't want to think about it
Don't want to talk about it
I'm just so sick about it
Can't believe it's ending this way
Just so confused about it
Feeling the blues about it
I just can't do without ya
Can you tell me is this fair?

Is this the way things are going down?
Is this how we say goodbye?
Should've known better when you came around (should've known better that you were gonna make me cry)
That you were going to make me cry
Now it's breaking my heart to watch you run around
'Cause I know that you're living a lie
That's okay baby 'cause in time you will find

What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around
What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around
What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around
What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around

What goes around comes around
Yeah
What goes around comes around
You should know that
What goes around comes around
Yeah
What goes around comes around
You should know that

Don't want to think about it (no)
Don't want to talk about it
I'm just so sick about it
Can't believe it's ending this way
Just so confused about it
Feeling the blues about it (yeah)
I just can't do without ya
Tell me is this fair?

Is this the way things are going down?
Is this how we say goodbye?
Should've known better when you came around (should've known better that you were gonna make me cry)
That you were going to make me cry
Now it's breaking my heart to watch you run around
'Cause I know that you're living a lie
But that's okay baby 'cause in time you will find

What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around
What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around
What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around
What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around

[Comes Around interlude:]

Let me paint this picture for you, baby

You spend your nights alone
And he never comes home
And every time you call him
All you get's a busy tone
I heard you found out
That he's doing to you
What you did to me
Ain't that the way it goes

You cheated girl
My heart bleeds girl
So it goes without saying that you left me feeling hurt
Just a classic case
A scenario
Tale as old as time
Girl you got what you deserved

And now you want somebody
To cure the lonely nights
You wish you had somebody
That could come and make it right

But girl I ain't somebody with a lot of sympathy
You'll see

(What goes around comes back around)
I thought I told ya, hey
(What goes around comes back around)
I thought I told ya, hey
(What goes around comes back around)
I thought I told ya, hey
(What goes around comes back around)
I thought I told ya, hey

See?
You should've listened to me, baby
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Because
(What goes around comes back around)







Enjoy!


P/s : Go eat your sandwich.

Sexist #4 - Girls' Stuffs

Hey all and I'm back with my promise to bash those sexist bitches! Told ya I'd get a point for y'all! Ptuih.

Well, actually I've been thinking about this matter since I've been chatting around with my girlfriend, Mate (not a lover, but a friend made from a species we call Female) :">

Relax, Mate. I know your reading this.

And actually, I haven't notice about that thing just when I talk with her, but I just had a long chat with my buddy, Asmaa yesterday. :)

And hell yeah, she really turns me on with this topic about girls that actually is pretty obvious if you communicate well with them girls :">

So.

What really is this shit that I'm going to bash them, ey?

Better brace yourself girls, coz you might get hurt. So here begins.

What's with you girls that are so damn easy to get jealous with each other?

I mean like, yeah, I know there's just some girls that are hotter, and some are fuglier, but hey, there's nothing you can do about it, so deal with it! :"> and we'll get back to that later tee hee.

But, what if it was about something else, about something way much much more nothing compared to just looks and glamourous?

Like, for instance, two girls in the same house with the same course studying in the same university, and turns out one of em' performs better than the other. And guess what, there actually is a girl who would kinda get over jealous and act like bitches to the other one who is obviously the winner because, yeah, she scores better, right?

Is it really necessary to go feeling like that and get emotional like everytime till it affects the calm and peace relationship you have with a good friend of yours?

I know, guys, it really is cool to get jealous, and heck, there's also some good influence from that to keep motivating ourselves to get higher and better marks.

But won't it look stupid and annoying to overact about it?

Example.

Winner : (Goes out from the house just to stuff out some rubbish outside)
Loser : (The same moment, goes out too, but out to the cafe or something, so indeed she'd bring her key, of course. Sees the Winner outside, and pretend like didn't noticed and just locked the door)
Winner : (Get backs to the door and fuck, she's screwed! How'd she go inside? She didn't bring out her key)

Unless she have to wait for that saint friend of hers to get back to unlock the door.

Now that's cold.

I know, it's just some story you think I just made up, but in fact, it's a true story :|

And I know, you guys would think that the Loser probably didn't noticed the Winner outside, but actually, she did.

And myb, you guys would think like

'Ala, small matter la, itu pon nk kecoh'

Then, fuck you.

You do know how relationships works, do you?

It's small shits like this that would pile up become like an enormous shit of hatred flowing around in that poor heart of the WINNER and end up being in the internet and there it goes from a certain Yahoo Messenger Window to another user.

Yeap, of course, rant happens.

I do love hearing rants actually, but in a good way and humorous ones. But at certain situations, when you just know why actually the Loser acts strange, well, that would be another type of shit that you could easily detect from how you know your friend. A girl, I mean.

Cause, I hear rants about this like always, and craps like this would definitely end up being another entry in my shit blog. And the readers would be you. Please, go read another blog. I feel ashame of myself.

You girls (not all) are always like that. Don't ever deny it. There's always this something going around between you and other chicks around you when there's something to compare with, am I right?

It's like when I'm comparing this sexist entry into a racist entry, imagine I'm talking about Chinese and Indians and Malay, which clearly would make you understand how egoist we are with each other and never ever would tolerate peacefully with other races. I'm talking generally :"> but seriously, I don't do racism, guys.

Like before, okay, let's get back with the thing which I say about looks and glamorous.

1. She's hotter than you.
2. She communicates better with boys than you do.
3. Boys like her more than you.
4. You are Fugly, and she's beautiful and cute.
5. She has the perfect round ass and titties that would make guys get a boner in certain situations.
6. And you. Geez, guys look at you like you're just some kind of a retarded person.


So.

What would you do then?

Jealous?


No offense to actually-retarded persons who read my blog.




Alrighty. Seriously, you can do nothing. Just put out all that jealousy away from that ugly heart of yours, and treat other people with respect.

And for those who WINS with their look, don't get over-excited and prideful. Because what goes around, comes around :)

Of course, guys look at you and imagine 'doing' it with you like all the time, but it stays in their dream for goodness sake.

We guys would never want bitches as our soul mate. So judge yourself.

There's nothing you can do unless the actions above.

But, if you fail, why don't have a fight? 'Cause fuck me, I'd love to see girls fight with their own kind.





P/s : Sarcastic entry is just sarcasm.

Shit Cover #7 - No Surprise [Chris Daughtry]

Roughly edited. Sleepy as hell, but still managed to waste my time with this hobby of mine.

Haih :(





Malas sial edit video clip ape jada sume.

It's my blog, suka hati aku mahu bubuh apa. :">


P/s : Doomed.

Serious Thoughts #1 - The Infinity Dimension World

FOR THEIST READERS ONLY

Just for you guys, my fellow well-educated readers who are capable enough to think about how interesting the world we live in as we speak.

Tak kisah lah natang ini best ke tak bg korang, but just things to think deeply about :>

A serious one for today. Definitely a tl;dr (too long ; didn't read) one for those who aren't interested. But, who fukken cares?

This matter kept me turned on since last night when Sky just gave us a long awesome story about the universe.

Which kept me wondering, what the heck? I'm writing about this shit.

Well, for starters, have you ever wondered why there are terms like 2-dimension (2D) and 3-dimension (3D)?

'Course you do, apa guna belajar susah-susah time sekolah?

As we all know, 2D like we learned at school are just like those x-y graphs. And for those graphs, there are only four ways that we could move from, which is

1. +x [positive, right direction]

2. -x [negative, left direction]
3. +y [positive, up direction]
4. -y [negative, down direction]



And you can chose wherever you wanna go at those directions as long as it sticks to only four of those. Just like the Super Mario Bros game in the earliest Nintendo console. You can only control Mario and Luigi from left, right, up, down, direction, right? You feel me?

As for 3D, it become like extremely complicated compared to 2D.

Because those directions have 'evolved' from just four to six.

Plus another two directions for 3D.

5. +z [positive, front direction]

6. -z [negative, back direction]




So this time, imagine playing Counter Strike or DoTa and WoW, it's in 3D so you can of course control their movement to any direction you want.

You're still with me, guys?

What I'm trying to say here is, the difference between 2D and 3D is that, for 2-dimension, there will be no freaking way a certain point can move from back to front. Because all they can see is only those ways on x-y axis.

Ugh, I'm not really used to English scientific vocabs.

Just move along with me.

But for 3D, like the world we live in now, we can move like almost all directions. Depan, belakang, kiri, kanan, barat laut ape jada sume boleh-lah.

So you understand the difference, right? Brilliant!

Let's move on to another story, then.

Alright, try imagine two dudes named Ghani and Malek living in this certain world of 2D.

Yes, and keep in mind, it IS 2-dimension, so there will be no fukken way Ghani and Malek could ever watch front and back. So they are like the cartoons we watch. Cause it's in 2D.

To ease your imagination, these pictures should help.



Crap, I know.

Let's move on.

So, those two dudes are just like normal fellas like us doing their daily shits in their boring life, so let's just say Ghani got totally bored and decided to rob a 2-dimensional bank.



Unfortunately, he got arrested and were dragged behind bars by the 2D police officers.



WTF, I'm starting to feel funny imagining these cute little skinny people and buildings.

So, in jail, what Ghani did everyday was just pray and pray to somehow find a chance to get him out of jail. Too bad if it wasn't for his prayers, he would still be in the prison. Because you heard his 'prayers' and came to save him.

Because you know, we guys were imagining these stories, so it would be quite cool to join starring the story itself.

Yeah, so, you were the hero. And you answered his 'prayers'. But hey, remember, you live in the 3d world so there'd be no fukken way you can get in that 2D world of him just like that.

You : Yo. (gaya Atok)
Ghani : Eh, sape tuh? Asal aku dgr sore tp xnmpk sape?


Yes, another complicated thing to explain. Ghani's in a 2D world, so all he can see in his vision was just those x-y axis. And you're in a 3D world, so let's just imagine you're watching Ghani from this point of view, okay?



No fukken way he could view his head to the right and look at you in the eye, right? Coz that would be out of the x-y axis range and it'd be impossible for him to set his vision for that.

You still with me, mafackas?

So.

Ghani : Tolong kuarkan aku walau siapapon kamu :((
You : Oh, okay. (gaya Atok)


But how in the hell would you wanna get him out from that cell? You can never get him out from front or behind because of the x-y axis factor, so you kept wondering for yourself, how am I gonna help getting his ass out from that 2D cell?

I've no idea, too. WAKAKA.

Tapi peduli, just think of it, like a joke or something but you just manage to get him out of there just by drawing another picture of him at another paper and at the same time erasing his body which was in the cell at the previous moment.



Just like the teleportation skill. They would never understand that, don't they?

So POOF! There you go, Ghani. You're now free and may you live your life to the fullest without getting involved with any crimes. Because if you can't do the time, don't do the fukken crime, dumbass.

There he went out from prison and straight to his friend, what was his name again? Uh, scrolling up

Okay! Malek was his name. So he went straight to Malek to tell the most awesome story he had at the prison.

Ghani : Woi Malek dgr ni doh, dgr2!
Malek : Ha ape2?
Ghani : Aku masuk penjara doh smlm, smlmn aku doa2 skali tgk ade sape tah tolong aku kua, tgk2 aku tb2 dh ade kat luar penjara dh, cmne sial tah die buat.
Malek : ...


Ghani : Fuck. Betol tak tipu weh.
Malek : Pics or gtfo.

Ghani : Mana ada doh. Xda camera nk tgkp pic.

Malek : So bring me to this dude.

Ghani : Tp aku xnmpk muke die duh!

Malek : ....


Ghani : Fuck ah ko ni. Yela yelaaa, jom2.

(gtfo = Get The Fuck Off)

So off they went searching for you, yes you, because they wanted you to show your face to them.

But, seriously, how? You're in the 3D world, and they're in the 2D world.

Ghani : Perlihatkan wajah kamu, wahai 'YOU'!
You : Okay.

So you went in that world of them, and fuck, guess what happened?

Yes, you move your body in the 2D world, but because of your physical body is in the 3D format, there'd be no way it could be converted into 2D version just like that without using the suitable converter you can get in piratebay.org or other torrent sites. Nahh, I keed.

Because you're in 3D, try to imagine how they see you in their world.

As for me, I imagine they see you in pieces. Coz they can never see your whole true self. It's like this picture of me.

Try to imagine aaa.

This is me in the 3D world.



This is me in the 2D world.

You move a lil bit, they saw you nampak mcm ini.



You move a lil bit again. Mcm ini pula.


Yes, in fact they only see some slices of you.


Because of their limited x-y axis factor visions of 2-dimensional world!

You see what I'm trying to say?

Ghani and Malek will never understand your appearance in the 2D world. Because from their point of view, everytime you move, the view from you appearance changes.

And they would think of it like,

"Un..........fukken...........believable"

Enough of the crap story I just made up according to Sky's story.

Now, do you totally understand the difference between 2D and 3D worlds?

So.

Now.

Try thinking about it for a lot more further. A lot more serious. Try 4-dimensional world. Or even 5D or 6D.

How the hell could it be? Unimaginable right? Just like Ghani and Malek thought of you. They could never understand how the hell did you looked like that in their 2D world. But we can understand, because their world is easier to figure out. But what about worlds that have more dimentions than ours?

Yeap, try to think a lot more 'Akidah' style, but don't overthink. About how we can never ever understand the 'dunia ghaib' and 'alam ghaib' and 'demons and angels'. Plus those 'stargates' which connects world to world. Which dimension world are they in perhaps? Now that's a clue. Do you get it?

This entry doesn't end like this, you know. If you're clever enough, please think for it for a bit longer about what RRRREEEEAAAALLLY is the hidden point that I'm trying to explain.

And if you think you can never ever imagine a 5 or 6 or 7 0r how many dimensional world, how about imagining the Highest-Rank-Of-All dimensional world.

THE INFINITY DIMENSIONAL WORLD

I just made that up :">

Which the Owner is The One and He owns all other worlds from all dimensions.

What if The One from there showed His Face to us, and how incredibly fast Angel Gabriel burn just by watching those views. and how those strong and huge mountains collapse when Prophet Moses requested for a view. Yes, you know what I mean.

We'd never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever (times infinity) understand what it's like.

And now it's our turn to go like,



"Un.....................fukken...................believable."






If you don't get it, might as well don't read my shit blog. ZZZZ.

Thx for reading this writing.

Congratz for those who manage to figure out the point from the beginning.

Ceh pdhal, aku dh explain kot point aku tu last2. Geez.



P/s : And again, don't overthink, or you might get pwned by imagining things that are beyond our imagination as God's creation.