Random Shit Story #9 - Last Weekend and Eating Pork

Last weekend was quite another cool experience I had with my buddies.

So two days before last Saturday, I was craving so much for Thai Food, I rogered Shakaff and Beng to ask them if they are planning to go for some Thai foods in the Thai restaurant in Nagoya.

But, still no confirmation. And instead, Saturday morning, I received a phone call from Beng.

Beng : Hello.
Me : Yo hello!
Beng : Asal segar semacam dgr pagi2 ni? Aku nk ajak ni..
Me : Ha, ajak g Thai food ke? WAWAWAWAWA <---- look at this freak. Beng : Haha tak2, ajak g Nagashima. Shopping.
Me : WTF.
Beng : Pastu kite g mkn maguro....
Me : On. Otw 30minutes.


Yes, from a plan to go for dishes in the Thai Restaurant, I agreed to go follow them to go shopping in Nagashima Spaland Themepark.


Inilah Nagashikemak Spantat


Ya, you know Nagashima Spaland Themepark. It's a themepark. WOWOWOW. But, too bad, we were gonna go for shopping only. Teehee. Xde duit la babi.

And so off we went there, and after finished our shopping, we ate some ice cream. Sumpah sedap sial ice cream. Babi la babi la. Panas2 lak tu. Aku nk makan lagi argh.


Aaaaaaaaa Fuck aku lapa icecream ni lagiiiii


Aya dan Shakaff


Beng dan Zarina


Me. :">




So, lepas tu. Bergerak la ktorg ke kedai maguro. Buat pengetahuan korg, maguro ni pork. Mmber Vietnam ktorg la, Aya, cadangkan pegi kdai tu, sbb die dekat dgn Nagashima kan, so ktorg pon angkut la die skali, bole bg guide utk pilih mana2 menu yg best dgn pork.

And for your information, this is our 1st time to eat pork. At first, all of us were kinda scared, tp bile tgk Tenbi yang alim2 tu pon okay je nk join, ktorg sume join skali la sng.

Look, we've arrived here di depan kdai maguro. Kat kdai ni, menu die mmg speciality psl pork. Sume menu dr babi and menu2 die sedap2 belaka. Adoh, fuck la aku nk makan lagi.

And you know, since this is our first experience on eating pork, look how enthusiastic we were. Taking pics pki iPhone 3g yang lembab nk mati banding dgn iPhone 4 yang bakal kua nnti. I want one, but fuck me, blaja la pandai.


Asanoya.



Eh nak aje ko masuk ye Zarina



Seriously guys, the aroma as we went in this shop was kinda good. I've never expected that pork dishes' smell are this delicious. So as we let breathe in the aroma, and let our stomach rings, we slowly sat down at the table, and let Aya guide us with the menus.

Hmmmm. Pork.

It really looks delicious. Ni blom makan lagi.

Ha, and then we ordered our dishes.

Macam2 la order. Aya ni pon sempoi je kan, die tau la kan serba serbi psl menu pork kat cni, so bersungguh2 la die cadangkan menu2 yang bg die sedap gile babi. Dah la sporting Aya ni, shopping td kat Nagashima lek je die kasi pinjam aku duit pki credit card. Thx babe. Nnti aku bayar.

And we waited.

Tggu2, borak2, gelak2, then sampai la menu buka selera. We ordered fried pork with mustard sauce and salad.

Look!


Ini la Tenbi alim2 tu.



Aya dan Shakaff. Dua bangsa tapi kamceng.



Aku nk jgk posing makan babi.



Sedap sial.


Just by eating those fried pork, makes our assumption for pork meat. It ain't that bad! Seriously, it felt like, ok try imagining this.

Daging ayam and daging lembu kan ade thp busuk die kan? So ayam paling kurang busuk n lembu la paling busuk kadang2 kan? So babi terletak kat tengah2 tu.

And it is delicious. Arghhhh.

But, that's not the end of it. Menu2 sume blom sampai lgi. First time mkn babi la katakan. Mkn skali harung terus la kan byk2.

Sampai dah! Sampai terlupe nk tgkp pic dlu trus bantai mkn. Dh mkn separuh bru teringat. Hampeh.

Nah2, menu2 babi. Sedap!


Pork Grilled Hamburger with Mayonese. Served with fried potatoes and sweet corns.



Yang kiri tu Rice with Pork Kimchi. Yang kanan tu pembuka selera td tu xabes. Adoh sdap btoi. Ni menu aku ni. Xnyesal la pilih.


Pork Cheese Hamburger Grilled with Mayonese. Served with fried potatoes and sweet corn.



Nampak sedap gile babi kan menu babi ni? Ugh...


Tenbi dgn aksi mkn babinye.



Now this is our sweet Aya from Vietnam. Thanks to you buddy! Bersama menu kegemarannye Nasi lauk babi bakar goreng masak kicap.


So, we ate and we ate. Xhenti2. Abes je order, abes je order. Sampai aku rs kenyang gile babi weh mkn babi. Sdap sgt. Fuck ah maguro.

Aku ksian kat Shakaff je.


Muke high kenyang mkn babi maguro.



Haha, ksian2. Smpi nk muntah2 kan.

Ape2pon, ini pengalaman first mkn babi kan. So, I really appreciate it, since the moment was spent with good buddies.


Zed, Beng, Shakaff, Aya, Tenbi dan Zarina the Photographer.



Love you all.


P/s : STFU.

66 comments:

lufkin said...

at 1st i was like... but then i lol'd..

zedRadzai said...

pork is good.

zarina said...

luv u very strong la

kamil said...

wow xbutton ats...such a man r..wakaka

zedRadzai said...

@zarina
love u too babe

@kamil
hahahaha

Anonymous said...

Salam

jika saya x silap, hukum menyatakan mknn yg anda mkn ialah babi same dgn hukum mkn babi itu sniri

Harap saudara cepat bertaubat..

dol said...

wakaka wakawaka slowpoke is slow

adzuan aziz said...

haha.aku nak ckp jugak ape yg anon ckp tu zed radzai..cmmane ni...

anon itu kadang2 benar walaupun ko nak melawak je zed radzai
hehe.

zedRadzai said...

@adzuan aziz
mlampau sgt ke wan? sorry la. xde la mlawak pon.

@dol
lek ko lek.

@anon.
ye saye tau.

adzuan aziz said...

aku rasa tak bleh cm gini.bek ko p google.aku rasa tak boleh.pegi la konpemkan

z@!m said...

Haha aku apek pon xrase lg pork.. Huhu

tapi aku pon rse cam xleh gak r zaed..

Anonymous said...

seriously, u cannot make fun of the hukums u know~ even though u hav no intention to do so.

Anonymous said...

ya i know. but this hukum is not for malays only. its for all muslim bcoz its already stated in Quran.
"Why in the world were this creature haram? It really looks delicious. Ni blom makan lagi."
this statement~ hope u'll rethink about it ya :)
*peace*

pepam said...

OUCH

zedRadzai said...

@pam
:'(

Anonymous said...

kadang2 org berasa megah bila mengatakan sesuatu yang taboo..dan yang taboo itu selalunya berkaitan agama..bukan slow poke ataupon lame mmperkatakan hal agama di sini..celik la mata..buka la hati.

pepam said...

is this what do we call, troll'd?

zedRadzai said...

@pam
ya.

Imah Ims said...

zed ngongg haha.

zedRadzai said...

@imah
hm, npe imah?

pepam said...

then, how do i say this.


hey.


*You've been troll'd*

zedRadzai said...

@pam
tggu2 awal lagi ni.

Shakaff said...

melayu + babi = rage.

just as planned.

pepam said...

ouh. using anon(s) too.

zedRadzai said...

eh sdap la. try it!

abenia said...

sek dio ni babi sungguh duk make nate babi. sek2 mu g mapuh elok deh blajo jaoh2 tp otok sapoh supo nate pelir.

pepam said...

haha. there u go.

ket said...

popcorn or porkcorn

zedRadzai said...

maaf bang. saya xsiasat dlu.

hafiz said...

"sek dio ni babi sungguh duk make nate babi. sek2 mu g mapuh elok deh blajo jaoh2 tp otok sapoh supo nate pelir."

kasaq bahasa nampak?
ak tau die ckp klantan...tp ak tk phm..cume yg last word je ak phm..lol

zedRadzai said...

@hafiz
biasa la tu. xpe.

gegardo said...

awat orang kelantan tu marah sangat?
jeles x leh makan babi ka?
-.-

pepam said...

kantoi sebelum dia gone Raaggeee kat entry ni, dia sempat fap dulu kat entry sebelum ni.

Anonymous said...

aku rase xelok cite cam nie...
leh timbul fitnah..
dosa 2 zaid..
btw x lawak n jatuh kan maruah umat islam sendiri..
bek ko cite bende yg betol pasal maguro 2 balik...

pailang said...

lol bleh tahan berapi kelantan tuh:))
ko lek zed p basuh ikan,goreng,makan slow2 ok jgn mudah tercekik

kamil said...

lol kpd org kelantan 2
typical kelantanese

Anonymous said...

Ewwwwwwww :(

EmaRadzai said...

aku baca lagi sekali entry nih pastu usha muka hang duk wat peace cenggitu. OMG, rasa nk tampar laju2 je muka hang dowh. wtf tangkap gambar cenggitu??? ahhahaha
hang balik msia cepat cket. kiter layan sama2 kat msia lak ehh ^^, tihihihi

yahudi insaf said...

akak zaido ni sempoi la...salu makan gak eh kak?

pepam said...

kepada pembaca. boleh join group anti blog zaid. kita perlu hentikan zaid's syndrome dari merebak.

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=134354633258366

MARRRAAAAHHH

boodark kelantan said...

babi ah kelantan.

met said...

haha,nice one mate.
aku pun mula2 tertipu tapi pastu aku google la 'maguro' tu.
takde la seharam yg disangka ya!

*sorry,kalau aku kantoikan ke apa pasal maguro tu*

p/s: if this is an experiment on muslims rage,or malay muslims especially,you've done it well.
just see what the budak kelate said right?
haha

zedRadzai said...

@met
now you, sir, have passed the test.

pepam said...

Lesson of the day :

Anger shouldn't be channeled through harsh words. Makes you look stupid.

Anonymous said...

ouch shit man!

Anonymous said...

walaupun maguro yg ko mkn tu bkn babi tpi kau duk ckp babi babi babi , then die akan jdi babi jgk la . lol

zedRadzai said...

@all
sudah2 la tu.
bc entry latest.
haish korg ni.

it all went exactly as planned.

pepam said...

can i say

all troll'd

now?

zedRadzai said...

@pam
yes you may, my fellow friend.

Cik Buya said...

Gile zed hang ni.. aku ingat betui la hang makan babi.. eh betulke?? siot..

tapi aku tengok tak macam babi pon kau makan.. wakaka.. zed sengal tau!

tapi teliur jgk ah aku tengok ko makan sedap2 ni..

p/s: wehh samak mulut ngan perot hang tu. wakakakakka :P

zedRadzai said...

@betty
er.. must.. not.. lie..

haha bukan2 babi. sje nk try buat prangai loqlaq sket.

itu ikan. refer my newer entry.

mmg sdap gile! :)

jgn risau, kite buat2 jht, kesucian terjamin, so tiada babi yang btol2 diancam sepanjang proses blogging ini berlaku.

mun gunnerz said...

gile la ko ni zed,cari publisiti ke ape ni weyh... haha tapi mule2 bace mmg da tau a mesti nak bg gempak satu malaya ni...ayat tak bleh bla..syok gile makan babi..punye hiperbola..neway..ade kelainan blog ni.salute

Imah Ims said...

HAHA. aku tau kau melawak. aku baca comments an terus cakap dlm hati "it's zaid you're talking about" hahahha

style!

zedRadzai said...

@mun gunnerz
dont ask for my reasons. read my newer entry :"> social experiment FTW!

btw thx for the compliment!

@imah ims
hahaha jgn cmtu, cpt sgt ko dh knal aku sob3. xle la nk tipu2 ko dlm entry2 akan dtg ni.

mr Chat said...

HAAHAHA, macam baba saja kau ni Zaid. Kepada sapa-sapa yg dah tersakitbontot tu, siasatlah 100% dulu sebelum nak cakap apa-apa. Kalau tak anda akan kelihatan macam ni:

"sek dio ni babi sungguh duk make nate babi. sek2 mu g mapuh elok deh blajo jaoh2 tp otok sapoh supo nate pelir."

You got PWNED you noobhead.

Oh ya, aku paham je apa dia cakap ni.

Anonymous said...

wow..a nice entry u got there.
your dad must be proud of u.
i hope u don't mind if i share the link with him. ;)
p/s: your dad such a great lecturer and i am proud to be his student. ;)
ttyl

zedRadzai said...

@anon
thx, but i don't judge one's awesomeness by looking at their dads.

so, please.

mr Chat said...

@anonoob
Ya, we judge awesomeness by their balls. Sadly, you don't have one. Even the pelir

Anonymous said...

ha?
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pX5sV70JHjw/TAPEYsYwsGI/AAAAAAAAAUs/bEWTsXqi8dE/s400/av-199295-1272177666.jpg

zedRadzai said...

dont gimme that look. i ain't eating shit.

Anonymous said...

FUNNY! congrats that u've got all the attentions that u want so badly.haha and more FUNNY how you and your friends expect everybody knows what 鮪 really means.unless your blog is restricted to only your circle then it wouldn't be a problem i suppose. and blaming that kelantanese guy is just so FUNNY. yet again, double thumbs up. u r pathetically popular now, but i guess u gotta ponder back whether it is for the right reason or not. u decide :)

zedRadzai said...

teehee look at that kid.

and hey, an anon!

mr Chat said...

@anonoob
You're funny man! Hahaha! Really got hurt in the butt ha?

pepam said...

failed!

Nathan said...

Lesson of the day : Anger shouldn't be channeled through harsh words. Makes you look stupid.

Gannogo said...

walaupun maguro yg ko mkn tu bkn babi tpi kau duk ckp babi babi babi , then die akan jdi babi jgk la . lol