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Eh babinye ko ni, wat entry psl makan babi plak. Babinye babinye. Jangan camtu, xbaik la. Main2 hukum ape sume. Fitnah lagi. Wat malu org Islam. Jangan2. Aku harap ko pdm la balik sume ni.
Okay2, since my previous entry turns out to be another great punchline of this shit blog since Seli Waha Part 1 and Part 2 era, I'm gonna thank you guys for 'supporting' me, because you know, I intended to do so.
Because like I've always said. We know Babi are Haram for Muslims. And so do I. I'm not that stupid, you motherfuckers.
And we, tend to get sensitive about every issue that are related to these forbidden matters. So dari ctu, memang byk la kemarahan yang timbul dari para pembaca. And even my fellow friends and family are among them, too. Yes, I know, you jackasses.
This time, entry ini bukan sahaja menimbulkan kemarahan para stranger, tetapi juga para sahabat dan family. Yela, sapa xmrh kan, ade ke patut g makan Babi.
Eh, truk jugak la kan bile pikir balik. Jangan cmtu bro. Bab2 Babi ni,.... hmmm....
I know it's wrong. No, eating pork is obviously wrong for us Muslims, but I know FAKING it was wrong, too.
Yela, seolah2 memfitnah kan? But don't it look dumb enough to be fitnah-ing my ownself?
Haha, btol jgk kan? Sebab itu ade org percaya.
Well, it do look dumb, though. Fitnah diri sdiri makan babi, bodoh sangat tu.
Unless there's another reason.
Maybe, I did it for t3h LULz? Teehee.
No, making fun of religions' hukum was not the part of my plan.
Seeing others get awfully offended was, indeed. To me, I think of it, as a SOCIAL EXPERIMENT.
And am very sorry for those who take this matter seriously, I never intended to make fun of my own religion. :|
I just wanted to see you guys go
fukken kill me RRRRAAAGGGGGGEEEEEEE FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU pantat nate berok mu make babi puki tiang jada ape lanjiaooo ko wat langsi bro tapak kasut, ko balik msia ko matiiiiiiiiiii! MATIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!111one!one!1!! Doremi~!
Itu je. Maybe I'm sick. Maybe I suffer from some strange disease which made me feel happy by giving pain to others. Maybe.
It's just I'm bored. To be honest, I'm bored. <---- Such a messed up excuse. But, don't you guys ever wonder how awesome it is that one word gives great effects if it were to be changed to another? Just like I did. If you've noticed one thing about that entry, I've said that
"FYI, maguro is pork."
Now, from that point of view, we see it as a
PUKIMAK BUDAK NI MAKAN BABI RELAX DIE JE TULIS ENTRY BABI LANJIAO YAHUDI MABUK
To the elites out there, I salute you for not trusting me. Because Maguro is not actually pork meat, dumbasses. It's tuna. Ikan tuna tu.
And because I've changed every maguro word in that entry to be related to babi/pork, it just felt wrong. And disgusting. And fucked up. Why would you go eat pork? Obviously, it's HARRRAAAAMMMM.
Why would it felt bad? Have you ever wonder that matter? Well, I do. Look how cool a word could get.
If I just rewind the time and change back every pork/babi word into ikan/tuna/maguro, there would be no fukken butthurts, right? It's just too potentiality <--- are there even a word? Too potentiality, to be making fun out of it. Still guys, I'm not making fun of my religioun. Sorry. And trust me. I would've never eat pork. I may seem like a bad muslim guy, but I do have my beliefs. :) ada la jugak truk2 tu zed.
Tapi, stiap org ade kelemahan die, bukan? But one thing for sure. That was obvious troll was it?
And some of you newfags fell for it. Sucks to be you.
Now don't get used to the phrase
"It's from the internet so it must be true"
No. You're doing it wrong. Have you ever heard the word sarcasm? People tend to get butthurt when they can't comprehend with these sort of odds.
And I know, this time, I've reached the limit. And that's why I wanted to write a sincere apology as an entry. I'm sorry. And I was wrong.
P/s : And I has a sad. Because you guys seem to be focusing on my pork-eating experience instead of reading my diary. Fuck you!