Sexist #6 - 10+5 Things About Lelaki.

Perangai Lelaki

Er. Come to think of it, it's more to uh, us Typical Malay Muslim Guy.


1. Mengumpat perempuan MACAM mereka sungguh sempurna dan turun dari syurga.

2. Menonton porn, tetapi menegur perempuan suruh tutup aurat.

3. Membantu perempuan. Di kemudian hari, PASTI mengungkit pertolongan itu.

4. Tidak tahu erti setia. Alasan kuota 4 dicanang merata dunia.

5. Merokok + mencarut. Bila perempuan buat, pandang serong bersungguh-sungguh.

6. Diri sendiri SUNGGUH tidak sempurna. Tetapi SANGAT GEMAR membincangkan berdiskusi berkomen komen tentang ketidaksempurnaan perempuan orang lain.

7. Bertegur sapa dengan perempuan secara chill cool cool. Di belakang belakang : "My ass. sumpah aku menyampah perempuan itu."

8. Bagi mereka, perempuan terbahagi kepada dua. Awek material, Isteri material.

9. Cinta kecantikan. Tetapi kalau girlfriend lewat sikit sebab mandi lama, make-up lembab macam kena Parkinson tangan ketar ketar, kena teman girlfriend shopping mega mega, dan hal hal yang sewaktu dengannya, tak sanggup buat.

10. Ego tinggi entah apa apa konon konon perempuan tiada ego.


How do you feel now guys? :>

Actually, these are directly copy pasted from Shakaff's entry which the original idea was from Asmahani. (Couldn't put any links here, because her blog was kept private, so hope this credit is enough)


For once I read this ten things, I couldn't help myself but approving every single one of it. But yes, just for fun, I did even think a few things to add =))))))

Enjoy!


11. Mahukan bakal isteri yang masih dara tetapi menonton porn dan masturbasi dgnnya. Dan MASIH lagi teguh menganggap 'dara itu mahkota seseorang wanita, aku TIDAK sanggup mengahwini wanita tiada dara.'

12. Bila sudah terlanjur, menganggap dgn beromen dgn wanita tersayang itu ikhlas demi cinta, tetapi bila hubungan tidak menjadi di penghujung, 3gp bersepah2 di internet.

13. Sangat malu berbicara hal kemaluan sdiri, since die kecil shja kan dan xbertahan lama.

14. Suke pervert jokes tp xleh trime klu perempuan yg cakap.

15. Suke mendengar dan pura2 concern mslh perempuan, asalkan tidak perlu terlibat sama.



Kesimpulan : Guys are actually the bitches.





Sakit buntut, bukan? :(

There you go! All 5 of them which I could possibly think of for now :">



P/s : Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

Credits : Shakaff's, *tiru cara penyampaian ang sket* Asmahani's

5 comments:

Shakaff said...

asmahani lol :v

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 =))))))))

zedRadzai said...

@shakaff
wakaka fukyu

pam said...

things about dara is overrated. fucking hypocrite.

zedRadzai said...

@pam
ya we had this conversation the other day

cabutbulu said...

ak ske no 14