Sampah #10 - Elevator


I was browsing through the internet and found a list I've read before about fun things to do when you're in the elevator.

Which made me thinking, elevator is just the perfect spot for you to act shit to strangers, am I right? And fuck yeah, I have my moments when I kinda pissed off to other passengers.

Like when back in UM, everyday I would use the elevator in the hostel to get to my room in the 5th floor. And from there, I tend to observe people from how they use the elevator and judge them [siap maki-maki lagi] when their actions were kinda rude to others.

Which made me would go like gelak-gelak "haha haha" la at first, but seriously, dude...





And since this topic came up, I'm gonna have my own shitlist added with some other stuffs that I hate.

Here goes. What number were we last time? 35th. Yeap, and here goes the 36th and so on.




SHITLIST


36] Bile naik lif nak naik sampai tingkat 5-6, tapi ada penumpang lain lambat sikit masuk then tengok-tengok dia turun kat tingkat 2.

37] Bile tengah dok struggle lari-lari dari jauh nak masuk lif, tapi selambaaa je orang dalam lif tutup pintu lif walaupon dia sedar aku tengah dok lari.


Aku tiba-tiba teringat Jera. Tah dengar-dengar cite, bukan setakat die bia pintu lif tutup, kite tengah dok lari nak kejar lif die leh tunjuk middle fucking finger lagi sambil pelan-pelan pintu lif tutup. HA HA kemak ko Jera.






38] Bile lif nampak sangat penuh nak lagi struggle join masuk.

39] Bile kita baik hati tunggu orang dari jauh lari-lari nak masuk lif tapi last-last tak jadi pulak die nak masuk.

40] Bile lif nampak macam boleh muat lagi, tapi try masuk, berbunyi. Pastu kena bahan overweight.




C'mon la. I feel like putting my asshole right in front of their faces and directly give a big blast of fart right up their nose. Or showing off my balls to them would be another cool option, though.





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Kk five points is enough I guess. And here comes the fun part about things to do in an elevator. Lawak pulak bila baca balik.

So let's proceed. :">



Try it! :D :D



Annoying Things To Do In An Elevator


1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.




Ehehe Ehehe :">





P/s : Kang abes la duitt aku belanja orang Thai Food ni kanggg. Adoii laaaa :( Teehee

12 comments:

amalia said...

HAHA...lawak2..pling suka ni..
DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

lol...ngok btol

zedRadzai said...

@amalia
taknak try? :p

amalia said...

mcm menarik jugak...haha..tp xtau npe mula2 ak nmpk word elevator ak trbyg escalator....so jadik plik r sume nye..hihi

ahchOng's said...

hahaha..idea ni mmg mengancam..nk try la..

zedRadzai said...

@amalia
eh sama je la escalator dgn elevator tu lia... =)))))


@ahchong
silekan!

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