Some of the guys might say
"Go watch some porn, dude." moralfags, GTFO
But nahh, I'm gonna have to pass. Bored already with porn. Instead, I'm gonna write something else in my blog. :D
Cause writing a blog when you're at your worst would bring the greatest effect of your talent in writing. And the more you're depressed, the better it gets. Dengan syarat, benda yang ditulis itu adalah perkara tidak berfaedah seperti buat orang marah, kutuk-kutuk orang then pakai ayat sarkastik, dan pornografi.
Sebab syaitan suke berada di sebelah manusia yang tengah vulnerable. Lagi-lagi manusia yang alpa. Yang dah lupe and dah tak boleh bezakan benda baik benda jahat. So syaitan akan menghasut dengan kuasa mereka untuk kasi penulis-penulis blog macam aku ni dapat idea yang best untuk ditulis yang langsung tidak berfaedah. Pastu pembacanya pulak adalah korang. Feeling ashamed enough? LOL
Nah, let's skip this part.
You know what? There's other things which is really better than porn. Yes, there are. When you're used to porn, ataupon kalau korang tak sanggup tengok porn, there's other things that are more enjoyable to watch even though it's kinda... Hurm..
What is it?
Things that are disturbing, things that would freak your mind out, and things that would make you throw up in your mouth and swallow it.
Yes, I'm talking about all that disgusting images and videos of shit and all. Would you want me to post 'em pictures in here, too?
No, I won't do that! My blog has its own boundaries and you of all people do not have the right to request something I wouldn't do.
Nah, I kid. Well, you guys already know it, right? Mesti dah banyak kali tengok orang kena tag dengan gambar-gambar yang menggelikan kat facebook. Kena potong la ape la, darah-darah sume, mayat, bla3 and shits. And even though you said it's disgusting, deep down your heart you'd say
"Oohhh, WOW! This is so much better than porn! In fact, aku tak dapat dosa pon tengok images jijik macam ni!"
Well, I admit, some of you wouldn't really like those shits for real. And some of you would be like freaking out a bit. Tapi, takpe, mula-mula memang susah, nanti lama-lama biasa la. Trust me. :)
Fuck, I'm a freak. Yeah, I know.
There's so many links that I wanna put here. But uh, I don't know, it's just don't feel right, sharing this in my blog.
But just for the record, this might be slowpoke for some of you guys, but I'll just gonna leave this here, KTHXBAI.
Takde benda-benda terkejut, jangan risau, just a test for you guys to see whether you're offended or not.
CLICK THIS SHIT -----> OFFENDED
Were you offended by what you just saw? Teehee :">
P/s : Level 25.
Credit to Chap for the idea.