Shit Cover #19 - Touniquet [Evanescence]

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Yea, I know, this ain't my cover and I'm aware of that. I'm just the editor. Who gives a fuck about the editor?

Nahh.

BTW, it's just fun to be editing your buddies' video for once in a while, you can feel the appreciation from them, you know. And by looking at people reactions of how they liked the video, you can sit in front of your computer and think

"Yeah, I made this video BAHAHAHA"

And yes, my three friends in this video are just awesome. NNN & Amish & Zara, they're talented and have awesome skills in music.

So here's the video. Hope you guys enjoy it!




Awesome, right, rightttt??? :">

Thank for viewing, though. Teehee.



P/s : He who makes a beast out of himself, gets rid of the pain of being a man.

Author : ZAIDRADZAI

Internet Life #6 - Having Fun With Spam


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Howdy guys! Today I'm going to write about spam. :)




What I hate most about the internet nowadays is just there's too many spam going around. For instance, I browsed through my old entries in this blog, sekali tengok tiba-tiba ada banyak gila comment dalam satu entry, so I opened up the comment section and fuck.






Banyak pulak tu. Somehow it gives me some kind of false hopes, yela tengok dalam satu entry ade tiba-tiba banyak pulak comment, syok la kite kan sebagai blog writer. Sekali buka benda-benda camtu babi apa.

And enough of that, spam don't just exist in blogger.com and emails, but also the Yahoo Messenger. And there was this one day when I was alone, some one added me on YM and it's ID really sounded like it's a "her", so uh.. Yeah, this is so embarrassing.. Aku tak pernah pulak kena sampai camni sebelum ni, so I never knew okay. :|





I never had conversations like this, okay. One girl just showed up and being friendly with me all and those stuff. Never had it. :(

It was until the end of the conversation when "she" pasted the link, ha time tu la I was totally convinced that this person is just a spam.

Agak marah jugak la. Terus aku delete contact dia lol jadi emofag pule sebentar ya.

And so, a few weeks after that, somehow another "person" added me again on Yahoo Messenger.


I accepted, of course, just to have fun this time.





Terserlah bangang dia kat situ. Puas hati aku.

Padan muka ko spam. Even you're not a living thing, you did manage to make yourself to look so stupid.



P/s : So far away.

Author : ZAIDRADZAI

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Shit Cover #18 - More Than Words [Extreme]

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Fuiyo konon-konon busy la seminggu ni jadi music editor kan demi Amish Zara dan NNN. Ehem.

So this one pon dah lama dah di-record. I don't remember when, though, just nak jugak upload kat Youtube, kan. :">

Anyways, hope you guys enjoy it. =)






P/s : We'll move on. I promise you that.

Author : ZAIDRADZAI

Toilet Paper #2 - The New Era





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Hello losers!

Today, I have this sudden feeling of tense drooling into my adrenaline and I just realized that this blog is so overrated to be written by me alone, so what the hell, I'm inviting my gay boyfriend Pam to be another author of this blog, too.


Yeah, that's him. The retarded one.



Yes, we are gay. Please believe that. Kami gay, kami okay.

Lagipon aku takde la selalu sangat update blog dah macam dulu, so to keep this blog constantly running on its own, I've decided to let Pam to be a part of it, too. It takes two to make things go well, am I right? Teehee :">

So, from now on, this blog will no longer available with the url zaidradzai.blogspot.com

And it will be changed into pam-dan-zaid.blogspot.com

Yeah, I know, lame right? But we've been taking a lot of time thinking about this url thingy, you know. Yela sebab nak kasi nama cool abes la konon, but in the end we've decided to just put it the simple and easiest way.

Zed&Pam. Remember, this blog is no longer mine alone. And each of our entries will have the signature of the author himself. :">

I hope you guys enjoy our masterpiece.


Ain't this one good-looking son of a bitch?




Anyways, glad to be writing with ya, buddy!


P/s : I am soooo excited!


Author : ZAIDRADZAI

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Hey Fella #6 - Be Happy

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I just woke up from a bad dream. And it took me a while to remember who am I exactly. Now this is great. Let's blogging! :D

Do you want happiness, guys? Do you want the secret I have used lately just to cope? It is very simple. Be happy. At least, try to.

Cute girl isn't interested? Be happy. Cat or dog or any kind of pet dies? Be happy. Fail exam? Be happy. Just be happy. No matter what happens, tell yourself that. Be happy be happy and be happy.

Smile as you spend another night alone, when you see one girl who might have made you happy in someone else's arms. Against their lips. And smile as you spend the 2nd night alone, when you realize your life's ain't going nowhere, but you just don't have the strength to just start working hard again.

Smile.

Because the mind is a powerful thing. If you keep this up long enough, soon you will truly convince yourself that you're happy. You can go to and from school or work or college and no matter what happened that day, you'll still be happy.

Only in the early hours of morning will be the reality of it start to sink in, but that's not a problem, you can just ignore this. And who's around to see your face fall and down at 3 in the morning? No one, because God forbid they see the sad, self-loathing person you are behind that mask.

No, mask is not the right word.

Because it is not just a mask or a smile that you keep up, any one could do that. What this "Mind over body" stuff is true happiness, as long as you do not think about it. You can go about your day and be genuinely happy, with this new cheery demeanor you can have, maybe there'll even be a girl who starts to show interest.

Or maybe when you sit around you would have just realized that you can actually start over again in your life, but you won't, because you're weak.

But no matter what and how, you're actually happy. Remember that.

Until you're at home, of course, at 3 in the morning with no friends or any cute girl to keep your mind at peace. That is when you start remember how sad you are. You have time to think about anything and everything in your life, and you remember why you shouldn't be happy. But of course the next morning comes with a whole new set of distractions and you can feel happy again.

It's 3 in the morning, guys. I feel like dying.



P/s : The best time in a day is probably when you've just woken up from your sleep. Because at that moment, your mind is rested and everything about reality and dream's kinda mixed up with each other. And at that point for about 3-4 seconds, you just don't know who you are. THAT's the greatest moment. To wake up and not knowing who you are and the sudden feeling that probably you can start over again on everything in your life, apart from how you were in the past, because You. Just. Don't. Know. Who. You. Are.

Sexist #12 - How To Get Out From A Relationship

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Howdy guys! Let's brush some teeth, Spartan style!



Yeah, I know, WTF right.

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Relationships suck, man.

They do, cause' you know why, it's not so much that the relationship that sucks, it's when you're ready to get out from a relationship that sucks.

Because guys don't know know how to break up with women. We really don't. But women, they really are professional in breaking up, you know. With their so-called self respect and ethics, you know what I mean.

They just make that one phone call.. And they'd have this specific keyword, you know, they won't even say they wanted to break up with you at first. They would just give you, like a hint, you know.


Your GF : Listen, we've got to talk.. *serious voice*
You : *OH SHIT I'M GETTING DUMPED!!!!*


Yeah.

Guys don't know how to break up with women of the slightest clue, man. We don't. I know it, because I didn't, too. I stayed with a girl for almost like, 4 years. LOL

The first three years were quite awesome, though, cause' you know, we were actually making the best out of our relationship at that time. But when it came up to the fourth year, I've realized that I'm actually stuck with this girl, man. Plus we're far away with each other.

Our relationship turned sour and we fight all the time, until we've came to this point where we actually don't fight anymore and not giving shit at each others' faces, but you know, like I said, guys don't know how to break up with women. I just didn't know how to get out of it, man. Until she eventually finds another guy and cheated on me. Yeah I know, I'm the loser.

But, that's the perfect situation for me the get the fuck out of there! Well, I know, back then was the most painful experience getting dumped by the person I onve loved, but man, come to think of it, I'm still young, who would wanna got stuck with only one girl their whole life?

[No wonder you die alone, Zed]

Don't gimme that look, you fucktards. If you're a normal guy, you won't be so fucking devoted to someone unless you really reallyyy, I mean REALLY, love her. You don't trust me? Go have a walk anywhere, in the park, or the shopping complex, and just walk. You'll find some another girl's ass you wanna fuck so hard instead of your girlfriend's.

Because that's what we are, with our male brain. We imagine things like those kinda odds, and we will never be satisfied of what we have right now. I mean, your current girlfriend.



Picture totally not related.


Anyways, let's skip ahead.

But you know, when we guys do really want a break up with you ladies? We start to act like a bigger jerk than we're already acting like. We do, and ladies, you should be able to sense this, alright?

If the guy starts putting his foot down at times where he shouldn't care, that IS a hint. Because that's what bored guys like us do, we started not giving a fuck at where you go, what you do, how you talk, and just anything. Or you could also try being a complete asshole.

Ask them ladies to do stupid stuffs and MAKE them do it. If they don't want to, try harder, make them go all like "Oh, this son of a bitch really pisses me off, this time", you know.

We're just trying to push you ladies to the limit a little, you know what I mean. We're actually helping YOU to get there.

Because we're trying to make YOU go mad at us so YOU'LL be the one who's out of control emotionally and ended up breaking up with us. And lucky for us, we don't have to do the dirty work!

BAHAHAHAHA AHHA

I'd rather get dumped than dumping another person, man. I just know it hurts, but really, dumping another person who loves you, it really IS hard, and it feels like you're the most evil person on earth, too. It's breaking another heart we're talking about here. Who would wanna do that? Would you wanna do that? No, not you, Tma, I'm asking the guys here. :">



Biarlah aku sakit, asalkan aku tak sakitkan orang lain. That type of concept, you know. Ala, but I confess, I do have my moments of dumping another person, like twice. And it felt, like SUPER-DUPER AWFUL! I'm not the type of a human who will go like


Sorry for the naked man image.


After dumping another person, no I don't. I will really feel miserable inside.

I know, I know, no matter how much I complain about how suck relationship really is, well you know, deep down, everyone of us has our own soft spot, right? Well, fuck that!

This is me, always complaining about everything.


P/s : "I met a person and I just want to talk to that person again, I don't know."


Shit Cover #18- Like A Star [Tae Yeon SNSD & The One]

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There goes the winter break. BRRRRRRR it's freezing outside, I'm telling you guys.

Yet Lia and I managed to overcome this overwhelming breeze and recorded a video clip just for fun for our latest cover song.

Here, I present to you, the first video cover of ZR STUDIOS production. Rate! Rate and comment! And don't forget to subscribe! :">

Great, now I'm attention-whoring. Same old, same old.

Yes, it's a Korean song, and I don't understand a word in it. Blame Lia for making me do this. Hehe, I'm just kidding okay, Lia? ;)

Anyways, enjoy!





Ignore my shit acting. I know right. Here I am spending my days regretting these moments of trying-so-hard-to-look-pro-but-instead-it-got-weird.

Well, you know, it's public, and I've been trying to get the feeling, you know. But gosh, it's public, man! I ended up being awkward instead! BAHAHAA

Anyways, thank you for viewing. I love you guys! :">



P/s : The worst thing about peeing in winter is, at first you thought you can't hold it in any much longer anymore, but when you're in the toilet, you'll go "Laa, itu jeke?"