Hello guys. I know, I know some of you are still in your exam week and I'm wasting my time writing on an entry full of crap. I know. But I'm a bit in tense. Tense of uh.. you know.. Life.
So when I get a bit tense I kinda felt EMO inside and tend to fill in my RAAAGEEE bar to infinity. And when it gets to infinity it really kinda makes me wanna be a douche bag all over again. And by being a douche bag, I meant being the He-who-thinks-he's-the-most-perfect-person-and-everybody-else-suck guy.
Yeah, I rant when I'm in RAGE. So here goes.
You see guys, I just had my haircut five hours ago. And while waiting for my turn to get my hair cut in the saloon, I browsed through the hair style magazine and stuffs to choose, you know, of which hairstyle I wanted my hair to be cut into.
So this magazine I browsed into is so full of awesome Asian hairstyles. Yeah, people through out the world worship the hairstyle that the Ching Chong Nip Nong Nong species got.
Ching Chong Nip Nong Nong species = Japanese, Korean, Chinese
But what I don't find awesome is, the hair colour. It's full of fucking unnatural dyed hair! Which made me thinking, I once thought of this particular topic of something called "Rambut Karat" a long time ago but never had the chance to elaborate on them. So today I'm writing about it.
We Asians are supposed to have black and BLACK hair colour only. And that shouldn't be tolerated unless when you got old and have gray hair everywhere including your pubic hair, yes, that's only because it's natural.
The moment I got here in Japan, I see people, guys or girls have blonde, yellow, brown, white, green and other motherfuckingly striking colours, everywhere. Just everywhere.
I didn't like them. Because there's this something I just don't feel right about every fucking single time I see these pricks with bright hair color.
You have.. No, WE Asians, have natural black hair and it's supposed to be just that. Not some blonde haircolor of western people which you find is super cool to be mixed into your hair but turns out I think it's awful.
Because you know why?
We Asians have a skin tone which are not suitable enough to be paired with bright hair color. Plus our faces are not as hauntingly beautiful as the western people are. And personally for me, it's because of our eyes. We have eyes that are not round and not perfectly shaped. Long story short, generally, our eyes suck.
You don't think so? Compare.
Wow, I guess I really am the pretty-eyes-loving-type of a person. Demi Levato would definitely gets a win in a "You Fall In Love, You Lose" thread.
Anyways, is it just me, or Suki looks kinda weird in that hair color? I know she's pretty, but still. Pelik la. I guess I'm just not horny enough at this moment when I'm looking at this image perhaps?
Well, some Asian people do look good, and some of them also have the bright skin tone and pretty eyes and all, but c'mon, you gotta admit the white people wins in everything when it comes to look. That's why people throughout the world except of their own countries themselves worship them.
You don't see a Malay dude getting smothered by a bunch of turned on Japanese or Korean girls just because he's Malay, no. You see white dudes. And some African-American, too, sometimes. In fact, it's like everything is always about the white people, or to be general, the western people.
Nahh, I'm not gonna talk about the Japanese Chinese, or Korean people. Actually most of the time I think they're cool with their "awesome" hairstyles.
Let's focus into our own matter, the Malaysians.
I opened up this video and noticed, man, she DOES not look good on those haircolor. Not at all.
I just don't know why, guys. I hope it's not me alone. How do you guys feel about it?
It's just, Asians don't supposed to change their hair color. Sebab macam aku cakap tadi, we Asians and ESPECIALLY the Malaysians don't even have the skin tone and our face and our eyes are not that suitable enough to be paired with bright colored hair.
I mean like..
I know your pose looked weird in this picture, but sorry, buddy whoever you are. I just want to focus on the hair color. I googled "Rambut Karat" on google and here's what I found. Not your luck I guess?
Yes, she's beautiful. But brown yellow hair with traditional baju kurung? You've got to be freaking kidding me!
Tak kena la kawan-kawan! C'mon guys, I hope you're with me now.
Personally for me, when a Malay girl dyes her hair blonde, I think she looks like she's trying to look like a blonde slut and ended up looking all awkward. Yes, I do think so! I don't know why! It's just doesn't feel right to go complimenting "I love your hair." when deep down I don't even feel her hair is that cool.
And when a Malay guy dyes his hair orange or warna karat ke apa ke, he looks like a rempit to me. Just not cool, man. I don't want the rempits to be in the Malay world for more than 20years. I hope this rempit image dies soon. Tak syok beb gelaran rempit ni.
I know I sound lame and old-fashined and all conservative. No. Don't get me wrong. I am not that religious or even a moralfag to begin with, to be hating this just because they say "Mewarna rambut itu haram jika dibuat tanpa sebab, atau untuk menunjuk-nunjuk"
Call me a jerk, but you know what? There's a loop hole in my opinion. It's just the bright colors, guys. I personally think if you Malay guys wanted to go dye your hair, I'd definitely go with a dark color. Like.. The dark red wine color?
The darker the better. I think our skin tone is really suitable with dark colors. Just that.
Because the truth is, I wanted to dye my hair dark red in the saloon today. :">
But turns out, I didn't. I don't know. Perhaps, its just because it feels like I'm really far away from something I have.
P/s : God knows how long have I been staring at that message I typed before pushing the send button.
Author : ZEDRADZAI