Shit Cover #22 - Love In The Ice [Tohoshinki]

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I'M SORRY PAM, I HAD TO UPDATE XD XD LOLOL





Well, guys, you heard of the famous band right. Tohoshinki. I'm sure you girls would definitely wet your pants by just looking at their cool hairstyles, with such unbelievably beautiful faces as a guy [Yes, this is me exaggerating], and awesome dances where they tayang-tayang their nipple and stuffs.

I know, right.

Well, I'd feel even more better if you wet your pants hearing me doing a cover of one of their songs, too. You know, at least I feel good, because if you wet your pants today, I'd really thank you for that compliment LOL


P/s : Midterm's coming up! HMMMMMM

AUTHOR : ZED RADZAI


Sexist #15 - Nice Guys Listen Up

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You hear it all the time

"He was such a NICE guy, and she's such a heartless bitch for dumping him."

I hear all kinds of fuckery from self-professed Nice Guys, *heck, even from me back then* complaining that women must WANT to be treated like shit, because THEY, the Nice Guy, have failed repeatedly in relationships. This is similar to the false logic that

"Whales are mammals. Whales live in the sea. Therefore, all mammals live in the sea."

No.

If you have one bad relationship after another, the only common denominator is you. Fucking think carefully about it, will ya?

So, what's wrong with Nice Guys? The biggest problem is that most of them fuckers are hideously insecure. They are so anxious to be liked and loved that they do things for other people to gain acceptance and yes I know this is really sad to hear - to gain attention. Yes, they are really into all of that craps rather than for the simply pleasure of giving. You never know if a Nice Guy really likes you for who you are, or if he suddenly gets into you out of desperation because you actually paid some kind of attention to him.

Nice Guys have massive insecurities upon themselves - a big red carpet for the predators of the world. There are women out there who are "users" - just looking for a sucker to take advantage of. "Users" never take Nice Guys seriously. They stroke their egos, take them for a ride, add a notch to their belts, and move on, as long as they take the benefit out of that sucker. It's no wonder so many Nice Guys complain about women being so horrible, when the so-often kind of women that gets attracted to them is the lowest form of life.

Self confident, caring, decent-hearted women find Nice Guys to be too clingy, self-abasing, and insecure.

Nice Guys go extreme and obsessive. They bring roses to a Let's-Get-Together-For-A-Coffee date. They try to buy her affections with presents and fancy things. They think they know about romance, but their timing is all wrong, and they either come on too strong, too had, or too fast. OR, they are so shy and having the lack of confidence, that they hang around pretending to be "friends", in the hope that somehow, someday, they will get the courage up to ask her out for a date.

They are so desperate to please that they put aside their own needs, and place of their desire on a support. Instead of appreciating her, they worship her. We are only human, and depending on a support from a women is narrow, confining places to be - not to mention the fact that we tend to fall off of them.

They cling to her, and want to be the "ONE" with her for fear that she is out of sight, she may disappear or become attracted to someone else. A Nice Guy often has trouble with emotional intimacy. Because he believes that if she learns about the REAL person inside, she will no longer love him.

Nice Guys are always asking HER to make the decisions. They think it's being equal, but it puts an unfair responsibility on her, and gives him the opportunity to blame her if the decision was an unwise one.

Nice Guys rarely speak up when something bothers them, and rarely state clearly what it is they want, need, and expect. They fear any kind of conflict might spell the end of the relationship. Instead of compromising and negotiating, they repeatedly "give in". When she doesn't appreciate their sacrifice, they will complain that

"Everything I did, I did it for her." *And yes, I used to complain a LOT about this one. Fuck me.*

As if this somehow honours them to the status of "pejuang". A woman doesn't want a "pejuang". She wants an equal, caring, adult partner.

Nice Guys think that they will never meet anyone as special as she is. They use their adoration as a foundation for claiming that

"No one will ever love her as much as I do."

Instead of being a profound statement of their devotion, this is a subtle, but nasty insult. It is similar to saying to her that

"You are a difficult person, and only I can ever truly love you, so be thankful I'm here, you fucking whore."

The Nice Guy need to believe that he is the best person for the object of his desires, because otherwise his insecurities will overrun him with jealousy and fear. The truth of the matter is that there are many people out there who can be a good match for her. We rarely stop loving people we truly care about. Even if we no longer continue the relationship, the feelings will continue.

But love isn't mutually exclusive. We can, and do, love many people in our lives, and romance is really no different. Though he may love her immensely, there will likely be other people who have loved her just as much in her past, and will love her just as much in the future. The irony of it all is

"Who would want to go out with someone who was unlovable anyways?"

And then, more than loving the women in his life, a Nice Guy NEEDS her.

"She is my life, my only source of happiness..."

"I need you, Atin. I could never live without you." <-- Hoyeah, this is me, 18 months ago.

YECH! What kind of a burden is that to place on her? That SHE has to be responsible for YOUR happiness? Get a grip and stop being such a pussy, you fucking douche bag.

Another mistake Nice Guys make is to go after "hard luck" cases. They deliberately pick women with problems, depressions, and personality disorders, because Nice Guys are "helpers". A Nice Guy think that by "helping" this woman, it will make him a better, more lovable person. He thinks it will give him a sense of accomplishment, and that she will appreciate and love him more, for all his efforts and sacrifice.

Aaaaaannnd yes, he is usually disappointed by the results. Because it doesn't work that way. You "help" a women today, tomorrow, another Nice Guy "help" her to get her out from your life. And the circle continues.

This ultimately boils down to the fact that Nice Guys don't like/hate themselves. In order to truly love someone else, you have to learn to love yourself first. Too often Nice Guys' mistake obsession for "love".

Get this, Nice Guys :

INSECURITY ISN'T SEXY. IT'S A TURNOFF.

You don't have to be an ego-inflated, arrogant jerk. Just be a normal "asshole", in a way that normal "bitches" would actually be attracted to. You just have to appreciate yourself even more. You have to know what you want out of life, and go after it. Only then will you be attractive to the kind of women with whom a long term relationship is possible.

TL;DR huh?

Stop being such a clingy fag. Be yourself, care for her, but don't lay it on too thick [unless you're in the bedroom having sex] or she'll leave you for me.



P/s : Be a nice guy later. Right now you have to be an asshole to score chicks.


Source of idea and writings : An info thread from /b/. I won't post the link here, because the thread's already been deleted.

AUTHOR : ZED RADZAI


Sexist #14 - Sexual Fantasies



'Sup guys, I'm just chilling in a jacuzzi.



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A sexual fantasy, also called an erotic fantasy, is a fantasy or pattern of thoughts with the effect of creating and enhancing sexual feelings.

Now everybody who's normal would normally have had their own sexual fantasies before. Yeah, guys, no matter how of a moralfag or how religious the person is, it's completely in our nature as human beings to have fantasies where we have sex with another person of the opposite sex, or even fantasies fucking with a dog, or an octopus.



Hmm, that kinda freaks me out at first. But yes, this, as a matter of fact, is true.

But lemme get to the point of the difference between guys and girls.

Like me, I like to talk about sex a lot in this blog. But that doesn't mean I'm always having this conversation with people in the real world. I have my own fantasy as a guy, and I do watch porn for once in a while.

You see, guys, for men, I dunno if you watch porn or not, but to be realistic, nowadays, it is considered normal to watch porn for guys. Unless, he's too ashamed to admit he watches them, or he lies about it. But I'd like to assume that all guys get horny at certain times. And as a solution for not being able to have sex at the moment, we watch porn and masturbate to it.



As simple as that. I'm not trying to sound gay or anything here, but hey, this happens, okay. I'm talking about the real world here. At least it's better than fucking some one else and having them pregnant and not being responsible for it.

But as for a women, it is considered weird to have the need to watch porn whenever they get horny. In fact, I also don't know whether you girls actually watch porn or not.

Geez, SERIOUSLY GIRLS, DON'T YOU WATCH PORN? Ke you all rahsia-rahsia? Shit, I've been thinking about that since I was 15. But they do have porn for women, yenno.


Happy Caturdays, everyone.


I don't quite understand of how women think when they get horny and all, but all I can say is, women tend to get emotionally attached to everything, even to things like this.

All they wish to have is having a calm environment where they'd like to spend it with their lovers, and that being said, it's all about being gooey and romantic.

If guys are able to have a hard on to watching porn, girls are able to get themselves "wet" just by reading.... A romantic novel. Yes, especially at those scenes where it all get super sensual and it's like the romance element that's in the air is equivalent to how much fluid would they wet their panties.

Because it stimulates their mind of having sexual fantasies and enjoying every moment of it as if they were actually being the character itself in the novel with their respective lovers.


I like to post random pictures


I know some of you ladies will deny this shit. But I have references, okay. Yeah, you gave me the idea to write this trash. I know you're reading my piece of crap.

Now us guys don't get it. Why the fuck would you ladies enjoy reading craps like that just to get horny? There's so much effort to do and it's so troublesome. I mean, when I get horny, I just click and click and click my mouse and at some point, I don't click my mouse anymore, because my hand's busy with something else. You know what I mean.



I guess, maybe women enjoy the continuous romance, while guys only wanna cum. LOL But that doesn't make us guys animals, okay. Everyone have emotions.

And by me saying all of this crap everyone knows about, that doesn't mean that everyone of us guys want you girls to join us watch porn and stuff.

We don't want girls who enjoy being a slut like all the time.

We also don't want girls who are too naive and being all "THIS IS WRONGGGG!" and shits.

And I know, you ladies would certainly go for

"It's just.. I don't wanna be perceived as a bimbo. :("

No, I don't want you to be a bimbo, either. You have to be both. You have to be two people at the same time. The saint, and the sinner. The librarian.... And the stripper.

On one hand, you have to push the guy away with the cold and being all cool and in denial. On the other hand, you have to be a sexually teasing tornado.

With that being said, I have no other things to say to you ladies. If you think yourselves being too innocent, try slutting up a bit. Or if the element of a whore is already inside you, try pushing it down and get those images of a nice, sweet girl in yourself so that the guys would not only be crazy about you, but they could also be like enjoying their time with you. Not in a sexually way only, but also in a normal human relationship way between a boy and a girl.

Who knows, when you got married, you could try this shit out. It's in every guys dream to the idea of having their own personal sex slave, not in a cruel way, but just for being fun once in a while, so why not try act like one? Nanti-nanti la, takyah la sekarang.

It's all about keeping it steady. Remember, the key is 50% slut and 50% naive.

Sigh, I'd love to talk about sex all the time, aren't I?


Okay, okay, I'm stopping.

P/s : Hoyeah, I most certainly am not gonna get a girlfriend with this blog. You're right. =))))

AUTHOR : ZED RADZAI

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Shit Cover #21 - Nightmare [Avenged Sevenfold]

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This is just a cover I've made with Nazeep like a billion years ago. And I'm posting it now on our blog because I have no other things to write.

Ya, I suck. I know. You go on with this legacy, Pam. For I'm about to dieeeee.

Anyways.

Check out Nazeep's channel, man. The guy's a maniac. He could pull off any rock song, yenno? Which made me feel bad 'cause since I've already wrote my 1st song, I'm not that into learning to play the guitar anymore. I HAVE NO PROGRESS because I've already achieved my target.

UGH

Nvm now. Hope you guys enjoy this cover. Rate and comment, and subscribe please :">





I told you already, NNN rocks! And I suck balls. Now go easy on me, 'cause I'm not trying to imitate Matt Shadows vocals, okay :(

Oh, before I forget, let's have a peek into one of Nazeep's cover.





The guitar solo, guys. THE GUITAR SOLO.

Nazeef's Channel <-- CLICK ME


P/s : Remember my song "Can't Seem To Love"? This special someone actually made a cover out of it. So I'm just gonna leave this here.




AUTHOR : ZED RADZAI

What I Hate About Facebook #10 - Mothers' Day







Ya, I'm the jerk.



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You see guys, today is Mothers' Day and I'm glad that we're still alive to actually realize how important our moms are, and of course, we should let they know that we love her, no matter how protective she is, how annoying she is, and how cute she is when she's asking you how to type an SMS on her cellphone.

Yeah, my mum doesn't know how to use the cellphone, guys. But I don't give a damn about that!

I love my mum. In fact, I'm more to an "anak mak". And I'm not embarrassed to admit that, okay, 'cause she loves me. :">

And since we were little, we always have been a pain in our moms' asses. [WOA THAT DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT] Yet, she still loves us and trying her best to take care of us, feed us with happy meals in a day, wash our shits, and even bought undies and socks for us *time kecik-kecik lah*

Seriously, who knows what you could've been if it wasn't because of your mom. She looks out on us like being worried all the time, just for our sake as an innocent stupid kid.

Which reminds me of, yes, dumb things I did back at the days when I was little. And my mum was really pissed at me, she rotan-rotan me and all, it hurts you know. My buntut was still soft and gebu at that time, I didn't want to get those cheeky butts of mine turning all red sebab kena pukul. :'(

But I guess, because of her rotan tu lah... which made me being the person I am now. Well... Not exactly, but still! Like, I wouldn't even be here in this world if it wasn't because of my mum.

OKAY.

Enough of the grateful things to write. My point is clear and I'm sure you guys are all mature readers and understand what I'm trying to say and....yes, I love my mum.

Isn't she lovely? Ihiks.



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So, let's move on to the facebook thingy. I've already noticed that most of my friends on facebook seemed to be reminding themselves and people around them of how great our mums really are.

You know, posting nice statuses wishing Happy Mothers' Day to everyone and posting special links about how they love their mom on facebook.

That's definitely good, and I have no problem with that, whatsoever.

What I do have problems with, are those people who love to bantai-bantai other people stating out that ;

"Hari Ibu tak sepatutnya disambut hari ni, ianya WAJIB disambut hari-hari!"


"Call jelah mak ang tu hari-hari, bukan susah pon aih, tunggu setahun sekali duk tunggu Mothers' Day payah ah."


And other shits related to those.

Banyak! I could actually list down every status yang aku ingat yang post benda-benda macam ni hari ini. So, jangan risau Arip, bukan ang sorang ja LOL.

Yeah, even dalam-dalam semua orang happy sambut Hari Ibu hari ini, I can still see what you guys did, ya know.



You see guys, I know you have your own points for not approving Mothers' Day, and I do respect your opinion, and I get it. Really, I'm not kidding.

But I do have my own opinion, too you know. For me, days like these, like you know.. Fathers' Day, Mothers' Day, Valentine's Day *ooooOOooh beware moralfags* are just special in a good way.

Not in a way that it shows you that you just call your mum and tell her you love her once a year and only at this day.

Not in a way that you're just gonna be all loving and thinking about your mom only at Mothers' Day, and then suddenly the next day and the day after that and EVEN the day after that, turns out you don't even love your mum. NO.

Because seriously, for me, I don't care whatever the fuck you people think of me and all, but I think days like these are just special for all those mums. Don't you think having a special day once in a year exclusively for your mum shows that that certain day is a big honor for all moms through out the world?

And hey, don't you also think that having special days like these shows that there's still at least humanity in this fucked up world?

Yes, there's still hope. People actually still know how to be thankful for their moms. And that's fucking great!

I mean like, everyone has their own birthday right. And every one of you fags think that your birthday is special for yourself and you should be grateful and treat yourself with presents, cakes and all sorts of shit, am I right?

But that doesn't make it cool to be celebrating your birthday like everyday. I mean like, I wouldn't do that, who the heck celebrates their own fucking birthday everyday? That's crazy. Would you?




Or like... Like.. Take Hari Kemerdekaan on 31st August every year. Kepala hotak lah nak sambut hari-hari, kesian budak sekolah nak tempek bendera, hias kelas tema kemerdekaan apa sume lol.

And, Maulud Nabi, Hari Raya, blah blah blahh and shits.

You get the point, right.

But yeah, on behalf of those "haters" out there, I understand the good message you're trying to pass out to everyone and the world, and it's all about being consistently grateful to your mums and NOT just on Mothers' Day. Seriously, I get it.

No offense, but do think carefully about this, people won't be celebrating Mothers' Day anyway, if it weren't for their own feelings they had for their moms at the first place alright. So I take that as a yes from y'all, we do remember our moms like all the time, and we do love her.

And please, don't spoil the mood. Feel the room. Some people like celebrating days like these, and I'm one of em'.

Am I right?

WHO'S WITH MEEEE?

Er, no one? /hmmsuicide



HAPPY MOTHERS' DAY, EVERYONE.


P/s : Well yeah, I need to calm down.


AUTHOR : ZED RADZAI


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