Sexist #14 - Sexual Fantasies



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A sexual fantasy, also called an erotic fantasy, is a fantasy or pattern of thoughts with the effect of creating and enhancing sexual feelings.

Now everybody who's normal would normally have had their own sexual fantasies before. Yeah, guys, no matter how of a moralfag or how religious the person is, it's completely in our nature as human beings to have fantasies where we have sex with another person of the opposite sex, or even fantasies fucking with a dog, or an octopus.



Hmm, that kinda freaks me out at first. But yes, this, as a matter of fact, is true.

But lemme get to the point of the difference between guys and girls.

Like me, I like to talk about sex a lot in this blog. But that doesn't mean I'm always having this conversation with people in the real world. I have my own fantasy as a guy, and I do watch porn for once in a while.

You see, guys, for men, I dunno if you watch porn or not, but to be realistic, nowadays, it is considered normal to watch porn for guys. Unless, he's too ashamed to admit he watches them, or he lies about it. But I'd like to assume that all guys get horny at certain times. And as a solution for not being able to have sex at the moment, we watch porn and masturbate to it.



As simple as that. I'm not trying to sound gay or anything here, but hey, this happens, okay. I'm talking about the real world here. At least it's better than fucking some one else and having them pregnant and not being responsible for it.

But as for a women, it is considered weird to have the need to watch porn whenever they get horny. In fact, I also don't know whether you girls actually watch porn or not.

Geez, SERIOUSLY GIRLS, DON'T YOU WATCH PORN? Ke you all rahsia-rahsia? Shit, I've been thinking about that since I was 15. But they do have porn for women, yenno.


Happy Caturdays, everyone.


I don't quite understand of how women think when they get horny and all, but all I can say is, women tend to get emotionally attached to everything, even to things like this.

All they wish to have is having a calm environment where they'd like to spend it with their lovers, and that being said, it's all about being gooey and romantic.

If guys are able to have a hard on to watching porn, girls are able to get themselves "wet" just by reading.... A romantic novel. Yes, especially at those scenes where it all get super sensual and it's like the romance element that's in the air is equivalent to how much fluid would they wet their panties.

Because it stimulates their mind of having sexual fantasies and enjoying every moment of it as if they were actually being the character itself in the novel with their respective lovers.


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I know some of you ladies will deny this shit. But I have references, okay. Yeah, you gave me the idea to write this trash. I know you're reading my piece of crap.

Now us guys don't get it. Why the fuck would you ladies enjoy reading craps like that just to get horny? There's so much effort to do and it's so troublesome. I mean, when I get horny, I just click and click and click my mouse and at some point, I don't click my mouse anymore, because my hand's busy with something else. You know what I mean.



I guess, maybe women enjoy the continuous romance, while guys only wanna cum. LOL But that doesn't make us guys animals, okay. Everyone have emotions.

And by me saying all of this crap everyone knows about, that doesn't mean that everyone of us guys want you girls to join us watch porn and stuff.

We don't want girls who enjoy being a slut like all the time.

We also don't want girls who are too naive and being all "THIS IS WRONGGGG!" and shits.

And I know, you ladies would certainly go for

"It's just.. I don't wanna be perceived as a bimbo. :("

No, I don't want you to be a bimbo, either. You have to be both. You have to be two people at the same time. The saint, and the sinner. The librarian.... And the stripper.

On one hand, you have to push the guy away with the cold and being all cool and in denial. On the other hand, you have to be a sexually teasing tornado.

With that being said, I have no other things to say to you ladies. If you think yourselves being too innocent, try slutting up a bit. Or if the element of a whore is already inside you, try pushing it down and get those images of a nice, sweet girl in yourself so that the guys would not only be crazy about you, but they could also be like enjoying their time with you. Not in a sexually way only, but also in a normal human relationship way between a boy and a girl.

Who knows, when you got married, you could try this shit out. It's in every guys dream to the idea of having their own personal sex slave, not in a cruel way, but just for being fun once in a while, so why not try act like one? Nanti-nanti la, takyah la sekarang.

It's all about keeping it steady. Remember, the key is 50% slut and 50% naive.

Sigh, I'd love to talk about sex all the time, aren't I?


Okay, okay, I'm stopping.

P/s : Hoyeah, I most certainly am not gonna get a girlfriend with this blog. You're right. =))))

AUTHOR : ZED RADZAI

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7 comments:

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Pam said...

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eykin said...

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mr Chat said...

Tipulah kalau lelaki Generasi X & Y dalam Malaysia ni cakap tak pernah tengok blue.

Haish, ini yang buat aku gersang ni. Okay, My First Sex Teacher coming up.

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Anonymous said...

I'm a gurl n I watch porn once in a while. For research purposes..haha

Yes it's dosa I'm pretty aware of that. Bein a teenager pretty much revolves around makin mistakes n shit. I'm still learnin..

But like zed said b4, it's better than having sex with a stranger or whoever and then bein a pregger pastuh buang anak rata2 cam plastik jajan..;p

Cool post btw, I might make a blog for sthg like dis someday..when time is there to spare.

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